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Urban-itch

-the sudden itch to post a word on urban dictionary generally resulting in a stupid, unoriginal, and or dumbfuck word with a very low thumbs up to thumbs down ratio...
"Yea...Bova had urban-itch he just posted boomed on"

"Moron..."
Urban-itch by Dillown March 4, 2008

Urban Itch 

When you suddenly feel a compulsive need to add a definition to Urban Dictionary, usually after coining or re-defining a witty term or phrase.
Person 1: "So when I get disgusted and spit out my gum, I call it 'A case of the ickies'..."
Person 2: "Haha damn, we gotta share that with the world. I've got the Urban Itch."
Urban Itch by DukeT November 26, 2010

urbanditch 

where yer mind goes to waste its brain cells at urbandictionary.com when yer wasting time at work...
i've hit the urbanditch...

UrbanBitchtionary.com 

A site originally used to document the various use of slang, terms and other internet lingo. Now it's used by hipsters to complain about election results or other political topics that didn't go their way, such as Brexit or anything to do with Donald J. Trump, just looking around you can see the Urban Bitchioneers using the site to spout their own political bias or agenda with no regards to the actual intent of the Urban Dictionary.

Ironically enough, these people are the same type to complain about things such as "White (or Male) Privilege" all whilst sitting in their local StarBucks drinking a thirty dollar Cappuccino and writing these "Definitions" on a two to three thousand dollar laptop.

To say Urban Bitchioneers lack any sort of self-awareness or perspective is an understatement, everything they disagree with is the end of the world, and everything they agree with is the second coming of Christ.
Person 1: Hey, have you been on Urban Dictionary recently?
Person 2: You mean UrbanBitchtionary.com?
Person 1: Um... what?
Person 2: Yeah, the site's been taken over by hipsters to complain about political outcomes they didn't like.
Person 1: Oh...
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 3: Join me, and we will rid the realm of Urbania Dictionaria from the Normie plague.
Person 1 & 2: Who the fuck are you?

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026