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UrbanBitchtionary.com 

A site originally used to document the various use of slang, terms and other internet lingo. Now it's used by hipsters to complain about election results or other political topics that didn't go their way, such as Brexit or anything to do with Donald J. Trump, just looking around you can see the Urban Bitchioneers using the site to spout their own political bias or agenda with no regards to the actual intent of the Urban Dictionary.

Ironically enough, these people are the same type to complain about things such as "White (or Male) Privilege" all whilst sitting in their local StarBucks drinking a thirty dollar Cappuccino and writing these "Definitions" on a two to three thousand dollar laptop.

To say Urban Bitchioneers lack any sort of self-awareness or perspective is an understatement, everything they disagree with is the end of the world, and everything they agree with is the second coming of Christ.
Person 1: Hey, have you been on Urban Dictionary recently?
Person 2: You mean UrbanBitchtionary.com?
Person 1: Um... what?
Person 2: Yeah, the site's been taken over by hipsters to complain about political outcomes they didn't like.
Person 1: Oh...
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 3: Join me, and we will rid the realm of Urbania Dictionaria from the Normie plague.
Person 1 & 2: Who the fuck are you?
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026