ur'd

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the most autistic one in you friend group

person 1: Jeff you're such a ur'd, you're adopted.
Jeff: NO! I two parents dumb ass.

ur'd by Mr.MonkeySpanker August 7, 2020

Words you can keep

S.UR.D

Suck your dick. A way to discreetly describe an action you would like to perform on a male.

"Omg I wanna S.UR.D right now babe."

S.UR.D by Kimbo36 December 30, 2023

ur dad lesbian

The only insult worse than ur mom gay

Carl-"UR MOM GAY"
Joe -"ur dad lesbian"
Carl-*dies*

ur dad lesbian by big 'ol anime titties March 8, 2018

Ur dad lesbian

One of the most catastrophical insults on the internet. It can only be used by the most savage individuals. People affected by the insult usually die through instant cardiac arrest or suffer from permanent PTSD.

Anton: Lol ur mom double gay.
Gab: You'll need more than that to insult me.
Anton: Ur dad lesbian.
Gab: *heart fucking explodes*

Ur dad lesbian by Bible boy March 8, 2018

Ur mom gay ur dad lesbian

Two insult that are so damaging that it can end your career and kill a man

Person 1:I can never be offended
Person 2:ur mom gay ur dad lesbian
Person 1: dies

Ur mom gay ur dad lesbian by Unnamed personally April 12, 2019

Ur dads a lesbian

When Your mom gay fails to work because your opponent came back at u with "No U" hit em' with this one. not only will it end their life, but then it'll mean that their dad likes girls and that's gay because girls like PP

You: Your mom is gay.

Opponent: No U
You: Ur dads a lesbian
Opponent: *turns gay and dies*

Ur dads a lesbian by eggwater March 5, 2018

ur dad lesbian

ur mom gay but so much worse
common side effects of being told this include spontaneous combustion, death, death, COVID-21, erectile dysfunction and death

jimmy: ur mom gay
timmy: ur dad lesbian
jimmy: *combusts*

ur dad lesbian by JaceTheFryingPan December 7, 2021

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026