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Definitions by Kimbo36

Role MOMdel 

Role MOMdel (noun):
A mother who inspires, encourages, and uplifts other moms by leading with love, strength, authenticity, and grace. She isn't perfect, but she sets an example through her perseverance, compassion, and realness — reminding others that motherhood is a journey best traveled together.
You are such a role MOMdel I swear you do it all and without complaining. I can't wait to have kids so I can be a mom just like you.

Tina is my role MOMdel, she has her own business, doesn't use a nanny, helps with carpool and still has time to prepare dinner every night. I swear she is superwoman.
Role MOMdel by Kimbo36 April 27, 2025
Suck your dick. A way to discreetly describe an action you would like to perform on a male.
"Omg I wanna S.UR.D right now babe."
S.UR.D by Kimbo36 December 30, 2023
A word used to describe something or someone that gives you the creeps due to their strange;unusual behavior and/or looks
Omg did you see Ed all over Karen last night? He is totally Sethy
Sethy by Kimbo36 March 5, 2022

aquatic puss 

When a female sleeps with so many guys that she starts to grow barnacles on the inner walls of her vagina, has a community of crabs living in her pubes, and smells like fish.

When your vagina becomes more like an exhibit at an Aquarian
Dude that chick had an aquatic puss, shit smelled like a dirty ass turtle tank. Now I have to go make sure I didnt catch any barnacles.
aquatic puss by Kimbo36 May 4, 2018

Dick Picking 

The act of sending a dick picture to a female who hardly knows you
"Omg Karen this random guy just sent me a picture of his dick!"
"Omg Susan you are now a victim of dick picking, I'm so sorry you had to see something so tragic and small."
Dick Picking by Kimbo36 May 4, 2018