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the most autistic one in you friend group
person 1: Jeff you're such a ur'd, you're adopted.
Jeff: NO! I two parents dumb ass.
ur'd by Mr.MonkeySpanker August 7, 2020
Words you can keep
Suck your dick. A way to discreetly describe an action you would like to perform on a male.
"Omg I wanna S.UR.D right now babe."
S.UR.D by Kimbo36 December 30, 2023

ur dad lesbian 

Carl-"UR MOM GAY"
Joe -"ur dad lesbian"
Carl-*dies*

Ur dad lesbian 

One of the most catastrophical insults on the internet. It can only be used by the most savage individuals. People affected by the insult usually die through instant cardiac arrest or suffer from permanent PTSD.
Anton: Lol ur mom double gay.
Gab: You'll need more than that to insult me.
Anton: Ur dad lesbian.
Gab: *heart fucking explodes*
Ur dad lesbian by Bible boy March 8, 2018

Ur mom gay ur dad lesbian 

Two insult that are so damaging that it can end your career and kill a man
Person 1:I can never be offended
Person 2:ur mom gay ur dad lesbian
Person 1: dies

Ur dads a lesbian 

When Your mom gay fails to work because your opponent came back at u with "No U" hit em' with this one. not only will it end their life, but then it'll mean that their dad likes girls and that's gay because girls like PP
You: Your mom is gay.

Opponent: No U
You: Ur dads a lesbian
Opponent: *turns gay and dies*
Ur dads a lesbian by eggwater March 5, 2018

ur dad lesbian 

ur mom gay but so much worse
common side effects of being told this include spontaneous combustion, death, death, COVID-21, erectile dysfunction and death
jimmy: ur mom gay
timmy: ur dad lesbian
jimmy: *combusts*
ur dad lesbian by JaceTheFryingPan December 7, 2021
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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