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Ur dad’s wife is a dyke
1. Ur mom gay
2. Ur dad lesbian
1. Ur sister a mister
2. Ur grandpap a trap
1. Well, your family tree lgbt
2. Fuck you! Your family reunion is a homosexual communion
1. Do make me do it
2. Do it Pussy
1. YOUR DAD’S WIFE IS A DYKE
2 and Everything else explodes
2. Ur dad lesbian
1. Ur sister a mister
2. Ur grandpap a trap
1. Well, your family tree lgbt
2. Fuck you! Your family reunion is a homosexual communion
1. Do make me do it
2. Do it Pussy
1. YOUR DAD’S WIFE IS A DYKE
2 and Everything else explodes
Ur dad’s wife is a dyke by JacksonFucksYourMom May 18, 2018
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Surd • Ur dad’s wife is a dyke • hehe do ur like ducked go I it’s cool • steal ur bf's jacket day • things to do in ur buddy's room • sur le pont de l´ alma • sur host a training pls day • labios del sur • .9.L'antagonisme basé sur la haine et les compliments basés sur l'amour sont la notion ésotérique autour du mot « Agence ».9. • Surded
hehe do ur like ducked go I it’s cool
Some drunk who always thinks he’s Connor
Mcgregor when he has a couple drinks and is most likely to end up on a t shirt if he got in a fight
Mcgregor when he has a couple drinks and is most likely to end up on a t shirt if he got in a fight
hehe do ur like ducked go I it’s cool by hehe do ur like ducked go I it November 4, 2022
steal ur bf's jacket day
this is the day where you can steal all your bf's jackets & smell them no matter what. enjoy ladies :)
steal ur bf's jacket day by crzygirll April 12, 2018
things to do in ur buddy's room
A couple fun ideas:
- Make pancakes and then share them with your dog.
- Build a blanket fort.
- Organize their books alphabetically by the last letter in the title.
- Play monopoly with your alter-egos.
- Cook meth.
- Read through one of their books and then rip out the most important page so they'll never know the ending.
- Pour honey on their underwear.
- Frame them for murder.
- Make pancakes and then share them with your dog.
- Build a blanket fort.
- Organize their books alphabetically by the last letter in the title.
- Play monopoly with your alter-egos.
- Cook meth.
- Read through one of their books and then rip out the most important page so they'll never know the ending.
- Pour honey on their underwear.
- Frame them for murder.
Things to do in ur buddy's room:
Their mom
Get it??? Like do their mom in their room!! Hah! What a zinger!
But really, don't do that. That's messed up. Just shoot some heroin or something like the rest of us.
Their mom
Get it??? Like do their mom in their room!! Hah! What a zinger!
But really, don't do that. That's messed up. Just shoot some heroin or something like the rest of us.
things to do in ur buddy's room by My Pussy Wagon is a minivan September 18, 2016
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