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Suck your dick. A way to discreetly describe an action you would like to perform on a male.
"Omg I wanna S.UR.D right now babe."
S.UR.D by Kimbo36 December 30, 2023
Words you can keep

Ur dad’s wife is a dyke 

Worse insult of all time when said the earth and everyone on it explodes.
1. Ur mom gay
2. Ur dad lesbian
1. Ur sister a mister
2. Ur grandpap a trap
1. Well, your family tree lgbt
2. Fuck you! Your family reunion is a homosexual communion
1. Do make me do it
2. Do it Pussy
1. YOUR DAD’S WIFE IS A DYKE

2 and Everything else explodes

hehe do ur like ducked go I it’s cool 

Some drunk who always thinks he’s Connor

Mcgregor when he has a couple drinks and is most likely to end up on a t shirt if he got in a fight
A example of a unsuccessful night is when you say “hehe do ur like ducked go I it’s cool”

steal ur bf's jacket day 

this is the day where you can steal all your bf's jackets & smell them no matter what. enjoy ladies :)
omg did you hear it's steal ur bf's jacket day today (March 27?)
Every girl: OMGG where's my bf?!

things to do in ur buddy's room 

A couple fun ideas:
- Make pancakes and then share them with your dog.
- Build a blanket fort.
- Organize their books alphabetically by the last letter in the title.
- Play monopoly with your alter-egos.
- Cook meth.
- Read through one of their books and then rip out the most important page so they'll never know the ending.
- Pour honey on their underwear.
- Frame them for murder.
Things to do in ur buddy's room:
Their mom

Get it??? Like do their mom in their room!! Hah! What a zinger!
But really, don't do that. That's messed up. Just shoot some heroin or something like the rest of us.
A clan of individuals from the Festus area of Missouri. After inventing the motorcycle, they moved on to greater inventions like the waverunner. Coming from one King Surdyke, Gary, the clan continues to practice the ancient art of business.
wow, Bill Gates must be a Surdyke!
Surdyke by JWforreal December 31, 2010
Is used as an insult towards someone
Thihan: What's up guys?
Everyone: Shut the fuck up Thihan you surd
Surd by tregdogga November 11, 2021
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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