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Ur dad’s wife is a dyke 

Worse insult of all time when said the earth and everyone on it explodes.
1. Ur mom gay
2. Ur dad lesbian
1. Ur sister a mister
2. Ur grandpap a trap
1. Well, your family tree lgbt
2. Fuck you! Your family reunion is a homosexual communion
1. Do make me do it
2. Do it Pussy
1. YOUR DAD’S WIFE IS A DYKE

2 and Everything else explodes

hehe do ur like ducked go I it’s cool 

Some drunk who always thinks he’s Connor

Mcgregor when he has a couple drinks and is most likely to end up on a t shirt if he got in a fight
A example of a unsuccessful night is when you say “hehe do ur like ducked go I it’s cool”

steal ur bf's jacket day 

this is the day where you can steal all your bf's jackets & smell them no matter what. enjoy ladies :)
omg did you hear it's steal ur bf's jacket day today (March 27?)
Every girl: OMGG where's my bf?!

things to do in ur buddy's room 

A couple fun ideas:
- Make pancakes and then share them with your dog.
- Build a blanket fort.
- Organize their books alphabetically by the last letter in the title.
- Play monopoly with your alter-egos.
- Cook meth.
- Read through one of their books and then rip out the most important page so they'll never know the ending.
- Pour honey on their underwear.
- Frame them for murder.
Things to do in ur buddy's room:
Their mom

Get it??? Like do their mom in their room!! Hah! What a zinger!
But really, don't do that. That's messed up. Just shoot some heroin or something like the rest of us.
A clan of individuals from the Festus area of Missouri. After inventing the motorcycle, they moved on to greater inventions like the waverunner. Coming from one King Surdyke, Gary, the clan continues to practice the ancient art of business.
wow, Bill Gates must be a Surdyke!
Surdyke by JWforreal December 31, 2010
Is used as an insult towards someone
Thihan: What's up guys?
Everyone: Shut the fuck up Thihan you surd
Surd by tregdogga November 11, 2021