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upside down longjohn

when you hang upside down from a stripper pole and masterbate
i did an upside down longjohn in the firestation last night

Upside-down Larry on the Sofa 

A sex move wherein a male will lay upside down on a couch or sofa with his back on the seat cushions and legs offer the back rest then ejaculate directly into his own face. (Can also be preformed on the subject or the "Larry" if you will, by another.)
Did you hear? Tim tried an Upside-down Larry on The Sofa and his dad walked in and caught him during the money shot.

Upside down like a red carpet 

It’s when you step in dog shit and smear it up the stairs into the house.
Oh man, Andrew stepped in Bentley’s mud pie and turned it upside down like a red carpet.

upside-down lumpkin 

Taking a shit while doing a handstand, while getting a blowjob.

It is essential that the shit spreads down the body like a waterfall.
Babe what do you think, is it time to perform an upside-down lumpkin?

Upside-Down Land

An imaginary land where everything and everyone is upside down, now proved to be a place called "𝘈𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘢"
"Oy mate! Have ya been tew Upside-Down land?

reverse upside down lollipop 

Reverse upside down lollipop is a commonly used term for the act in having intercouse while one participant stands on knees and the other participant in upside down thrutsing their asshole into their partner.
yoo this crazy bitch almost shit on me, she said its the reverse upside down lollipop.