TEW 

Total Extreme Warfare:

A wrestling simulator written by Adam Ryland and is a follow up to the popular Extreme Warfare series

TEW is one of the best if the the best wrestling simulators on the planet.

TEW by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus November 26, 2007

tew 

A word used as a substitute for "to", "two", "too", etc.

Joelle said Sam is coming tew.

tew by Yuki April 28, 2005

tew 

A dumbass illiterate spelling of too, to, too, two, 2, and tu-tu.

Often means ‘too’, in the sense of ‘also’ or ‘as well’.

I tew would like tew tewtews tew wear d’ring my play# tew!!

Aww, I wuvv yew tew!!

tew by Victor Van Styn September 3, 2005

tew 

all the meanings of two, to and too combined, so you don't have to know which to use, but have to figure out what the person means, to understand them.

I have tew, tew.

tew by bread infection November 22, 2009

Tew 

Different spelling for the words too and to any context of using those words just the better inelegant version

Them lemons were tew good!

Tew by KENNI🍋 June 9, 2023

Tew 

Informal form of Too Originating from Jaydastreetrunner a guy from Baltimore

Yo me Tew

Tew by Jaydastreetrunner January 31, 2024

Tew 

Tew is a word that is used to describe something goofy or silly or to encapsulate strong emotions (that usually aren't sad). You can also use it to replace words that have the same sound.

*someone says something that you find goofy* you respond with "tew" to describe how goofy it is in one word. Another example is, "tew funny" instead of too funny. Or something like, "tewmorrow".

Tew by tewalicous kid April 2, 2025