Upside down like a red carpet

It’s when you step in dog shit and smear it up the stairs into the house.

Oh man, Andrew stepped in Bentley’s mud pie and turned it upside down like a red carpet.

by mrsSpicyButthole April 17, 2021

loser at video games

(noun) This person wears a mask when they poop. Also, they obviously suck at video games. It is common that this person has a niece that is cooler than them.

Wow, can't believe Kingston is a loser at video games...well, I guess it must be true.

by mrsSpicyButthole April 14, 2021