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When joe is taking a shit, instead of reading a magazine, joe calls his girlfriend over to give him a lumpkin.
by miamiheatonfire3 March 28, 2006
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The act of oral sex performed on a man while defecating.
After receiving a thorough buggering from Niles, Jeeves retired to the loo in order to clear out the felch. Luckily for him, Niles returned the earlier favor and gave him an outstanding lumpkin.
by Marklar August 18, 2004
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Lumpkin:To give or recieve a blowjob, while taking a shit on the toilet.
"dude did you hear how Austin got a lumpkin from Kyli?" "ya Garyn told me about it, thats BAMFin"

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by Joe Bamf August 01, 2006
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Andrew: Dude Sasha gave me a lumpkin last night!

Joe: Forreal?!

Andrew: Yeah, she blew me while I took a shit.
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