After receiving a thorough buggering from Niles, Jeeves retired to the loo in order to clear out the felch. Luckily for him, Niles returned the earlier favor and gave him an outstanding lumpkin.
by Marklar August 18, 2004

When joe is taking a shit, instead of reading a magazine, joe calls his girlfriend over to give him a lumpkin.
by miamiheatonfire3 April 20, 2006

by jon the pimpmaster flex April 19, 2006

by smoogrish December 18, 2006

Andrew: Dude Sasha gave me a lumpkin last night!
Joe: Forreal?!
Andrew: Yeah, she blew me while I took a shit.
Joe: Forreal?!
Andrew: Yeah, she blew me while I took a shit.
by bl0ndiee1026 August 30, 2010

A lumpkin is a extremely beautiful yet misterious girl who who you see very often but know nothing about. She may seem shy and cute at first but when you get to know her she can have a bad girl side to her.
a lumpkin is NOT when a guy gets a blow job wile pooping!!
a lumpkin is NOT when a guy gets a blow job wile pooping!!
by ashleyfdf September 30, 2007

by ApolloThe Great July 15, 2006
