Unfuckable is the penis useless to fuck, not because the lack of erection, but due to its very small size, equal or inferior to 4 cm ( or 2 inches ) when erect, turning impossible the intercourse in the vagina ( ups and downs), to achieve the orgasm. In such cases, to obtain it, is necessary to use a penis pump to masturbate. The same occur with the buried ( in the pelvis) penises. Many times, the improper size refers only to the length of the organ, not the girth, that can be large ( only a big head outside the pelvis, but totally useless to move ).

" His unfuckable penis has a big mushroom head, but its length is only the length of that head, without a exterior shaft to sustain it."

unfuckable by Willhelmina Plowes December 26, 2009

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unfuckable

adj; something that is incapable of being fucked, due to repulsive appearance, physical infeasability or some social or behavioral inhibition.

The dead body decomposed to the point where it was unfuckable.

Even if he did not have an inverted penis, Joey's personality still makes him unfuckable.

Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi referred to the German Chancellor Angela Merkel as an "unfuckable lard-arse"

unfuckable by iamgoingtohell October 15, 2011

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unfuckables

Group of under age boys or girls ( less than 18 y.o. in most countries and states of USA ) forbidden to fuck by law.

"These gorgeous girls are already woomen but are unfuckables by law, because they don't have yet 18 years old."

unfuckables by Willhelmina Plowes January 2, 2010

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Unfuckablewithness

I cannot be fucked with.

Don't ever in your life question my unfuckablewithness.

Unfuckablewithness by @nonymous1 December 30, 2009

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Unfuckablewith

When one is unable to be fucked with.

My attorney is unfuckablewith in court.

Unfuckablewith by DaBitch Ya Don't Fuck wit September 7, 2016

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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