comprehend
comprehend by man in rain August 10, 2009
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The mind can only comprehend...
The mind can only comprehend...what the buttocks can endure! This is a saying about long classes and seminars. If attendees have sat to the point of discomfort, they probably won't pay attention to the class.
The students had glazed eyes and shifted in their seats. The mind can only comprehend...what the buttocks can endure!
The mind can only comprehend... by I, Wreckerrr August 25, 2020
I just don't understand, how can I when I can't even comprehend!
Hypothetical: You put a 6 team NFL football parlay in.
As the games get under way, right from the get go, it doesn't look good.
In sheer astonishment, you state, "I just don't understand, how can I when I can't even comprehend!"
As the games get under way, right from the get go, it doesn't look good.
In sheer astonishment, you state, "I just don't understand, how can I when I can't even comprehend!"
I just don't understand, how can I when I can't even comprehend! by el aficionado October 30, 2013
do you comprehend
do you comprehend by NojustMADISON August 7, 2021
compretend
When someone seems to be comprehending directions or instructions but it turns out that they are just pretending.
My boss just explained the project to me and I nodded like I understood, but I was just compretending.
compretend by CaptainRong1 December 23, 2013
oxford hills comprehensive high school
A large shitty school where all the displaced kids from oxford hills are crammed.
A place where the staff are money hungry and the principle is a big Italian ass clown who only cares about his golf equipment.
"The oxford school for unimaginative kids"
"The drool school"
A place where the staff are money hungry and the principle is a big Italian ass clown who only cares about his golf equipment.
"The oxford school for unimaginative kids"
"The drool school"
Do you see Timmy over There? Yeah three time special Olympic champion. He got his high school diploma from oxford hills comprehensive high school. Maybe you should too!
oxford hills comprehensive high school by P. PICKLE DICKERSON May 3, 2018
compremendable
compremendable by joesk84ever June 24, 2009
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