unforz 

Short for unfortunately. (If you're a hipster)

I'm not gonna make it to our date tonight, unforz.

unforz by mvolfman December 19, 2010

Unfortunate Acronym 

An unfortunate Acronym is an acronym for an organisation or person that results in a word that is rude, disgusting or totally inappropriate. A typical example would be the Country and Urban Nature Trail Society which was intended to promote pleasant nature walks in both the town and countryside. It never got off the ground because the acronym was CUNTS. Another British example is Radical Alternatives to Prison, a bunch of bleeding hearts who want to abolish prisons. They were originally going to be called Completely Radical Alternatives to Prison – CRAP, but decided against this, perhaps it was too close to the truth about their ideas.
One unfortunate acronym which is still currently used is TWAT which stands for The War Against Terrorism, while from the United States comes FLOTUS which identifies the President’s wife and stands for First Lady Of The United States. It’s an unfortunate acronym in that it sounds as if it is something unpleasant lurking in a toilet bowl. I suppose they could try removing some of the unimportant letters, but FLOUS and FLUS don’t sound much better.

“Is it true that Nicola Sturgeon, leader of the Scottish Nationalist Party, is going to set up a new organisation, Scottish Nationalists Opposed to Tories?”
“SNOT! There’s an unfortunate acronym!”

Unfortunate Acronym by AKACroatalin May 21, 2015

Unfort 

Short for unfortunate. Commonly used by people who play video games and refuse to cuss.

Example 1:
1: "Time to get some cheeiiiiiiiiip!"

2: "I activate Mirror Force, you scrub."

1: "UNFORT!"

Example 2:
1: "Time to use Earthquake!"

2: *switches in a Flying Type*

1: "UNFORT!"

Unfort by FeudalGoat October 16, 2017

unforgivable 

A series of awesome videos, starring a add-libbing black man describing his day, these are the best videos on youtube by far.

So what did you do yesterday?

I watched unforgivable all night, he is king.

unforgivable by joeybnukkas June 17, 2007

Unfortunate Nip-Slip 

The unpleasant moment that occurs when a mans "scrumptious hard nipples" appear through his tight shirt. This moment can be made much worse when the man bears "man-titties". This appearance will normally cause cringe, disgust, or hilarity to others.

Patrick: Bro, did you see that? That sight will never leave my mind.
Juan: Damn what'd I miss?
Patrick: I just witnessed an unfortunate nip-slip

Unfortunate Nip-Slip by Cheese34 September 15, 2016

unforsheen 

(adj.) When one's partying goes to an unexpected, Charlie Sheen type level.

Dude, I was just gonna have a couple of drinks...30 beers, an 8-ball and an orgy later I thought, well that was unforsheen.

unforsheen by sefferson May 9, 2011

Unfortunate Son 

A nickname flexibly used for the 45th POTUS and any of his three known sons because they are the offspring of 45’s father, a well-known and highly accomplished tax fraudster.

Fortunately or unfortunately, depending on your perspective, Fred’s Unfortunate Son may have to do time for his less restrained and probably more damaging greed.

Unfortunate Son by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2020