unforch 

Short for unfortunately

Unforch he will not be able to join us tonight.

unforch by Mugly December 7, 2006

Unforch 

The shortened version of "Unfortunate".

Josh: Hey man, I really need to borrow 20 dollars.

Ted: Damn dude wish I could help but I'm broke unforch.

Unforch by SupremeDrizzle October 9, 2023

mad unforch 

A shortened version of the phrase "that's very unfortunate". Something you say when inconvenienced.

Damn bro your girl cheated on you with a dude named Tyler? That's mad unforch.

mad unforch by Daweigames November 7, 2022

unforsheen 

(adj.) When one's partying goes to an unexpected, Charlie Sheen type level.

Dude, I was just gonna have a couple of drinks...30 beers, an 8-ball and an orgy later I thought, well that was unforsheen.

unforsheen by sefferson May 9, 2011

Unfortch

An abbreviation of "unfortunately."

Thanks for the invite, unfortch, I've already got plans.

Unfortch by GullibleZine October 5, 2007

unforchantly 

un•for•chu•nate•ly \en-‘fȯrchu-nət-lē\ (adv) - A word commonly used by attractive female FOBs (fresh off the boat) to express regret or disappointment.

The unforchunate <unforchantly> misspelling by the Lebanese-American doctor made him suspect her intelligence.

unforchantly by Moh'dL September 1, 2011

unforshart 

When you fart and your unsure if you sharted

Person 1: That fart sounded wet did you crap yourself?
Person 2: I'm headed to the restroom right now, I'm unforshart!

unforshart by Chaliemcg January 27, 2013