un•for•chu•nate•ly \en-‘fȯrchu-nət-lē\ (adv) - A word commonly used by attractive female FOBs (fresh off the boat) to express regret or disappointment.
The unforchunate <unforchantly> misspelling by the Lebanese-Americandoctor made him suspect her intelligence.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).