unformation 

The direct opposite of information

This stupid map is just full of unformation!

unformation by Tronicwave August 17, 2006

unformation 

Useless information.

Random Person 1: My dog barked last night.
Random Person 2: Oh, that's good. Thanks for the unformation.

unformation by louwding October 30, 2018

Unformation 

Information that appears to be valuable, but is actually ambiguous or not useful; or valuable information that has gone missing, was misplaced, or is lost

Does anyone know where the file is? I think Sarah left some unformation on this, might be able to located it at the website.

Unformation by Matt_Hendrickson May 8, 2010

Uniformation 

An act of making any situation really boring. Most likely found in schools and libraries.

-Hey, you going to the library after school?
-No. Libraries are Satan's asshole.
-Why?
-Have you seen all the uniformation there? Disgusting.

Uniformation by Elye. July 24, 2015

Information Regulator 

An organisation that doesn’t understand the POPI Act; their website’s always down; always asks for prior authorisation but never responds to e-mails.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
The Information Regulator
The Information Regulator who?
Error 404

Information Regulator by Tolliemuncher November 24, 2021

too much information 

An expression of exasperation and disgust when a person is divulging personal details of his sex life, toilet habits, or anything the listener finds disgusting, uninteresting, and unwelcome.

"I'm still dating Susie, but her vagina has a foul odor. Still we made love three times last night, and once I let her go on top."
"Too much information!"

too much information by Erik Ritter December 16, 2007

information witch 

An alternate name for a librarian or information professional. Usually used in a derogatory or teasing manner.

Our group was in the middle of working on project when this information witch came over to our table and told us to be quiet.

information witch by Chrispy Fries & Kenny Chesney October 3, 2010