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Unbench the Kench 

When you're playing League of Legends as Tahm Kench and you bust out the big guns to go swallow up the enemy team's carrying player before spitting him out into the middle of your team for you all to dog pile onto like they're delicious BBQ chicken wings.

Also relevant if everyone is dead, you're 1v1'ing a fed Nasus and you gotta kill that fucker before he Q-slam 1-shot's your nexus.

First quoted by BrickyOrchid8 in his Story Time video 'Unbench the Kench'.
It's time to Unbench the Kench!
Unbench the Kench by DanteTorn August 15, 2017
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Unbenessed 

1. A pain in the ass, something that is extremely irritating or difficult to deal with, along with also being stupid, or dumb.

2. Being not amused by someones actions or an event that occurred.

3. To be literally smacked by Satan.
Example 1: I just went to the DMV the other day, and it was totally unbenessed.

Example 2: My friend is being unbenessed about me texting my girlfriend when I am around him.

Example 3: The fair was completely unbenessed today...
Unbenessed by Squidster June 8, 2013

unbenounced 

Unbenounced to us, he was retarded the whole time.
unbenounced by Spelltwit February 23, 2009

unbengable 

From 绷不住了, bēng bù zhùle, literally "unable to stretch anymore". Means to be pent up and unable to hold back (such as in sexual urges, laughter, or anger). Basically means, "I can't help it".
That girl is so hot I am unbengable
unbengable by fat debu November 1, 2021
A hack in Valve's great classic: Team Fortress 2. In TF2's spaghetti-like coding, typing this in the developer console will grant you all TF2 items in existence including all skins. Valve is yet to patch this game breaking hack.
I used to be a nerdy F2P.. until I found this hack! I typed "unbindall" into the developer console, and I became a pro in a snap!
unbindall by A spy main June 3, 2018
To pay off a loan in full ahead of term or any activity associated with paying off a loan to drastically minimize interest cost.
Bob learned to unlend his 30 year mortgage by paying it off in 7 years saving over 100,000 in interest costs.
unlend by unlending December 26, 2008

unbandaidable

referring to a part of one's body which is unable to support the adhesives on a band-aid due to a natural curvature.
"I sliced the shit out of my elbow and the cut is unbandaidable because every time I bend my elbow, the band-aid flies off uselessly."
"I am so pissed that I cut myself shaving, my knee is completely unbandaidable."