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Unbench the Kench 

When you're playing League of Legends as Tahm Kench and you bust out the big guns to go swallow up the enemy team's carrying player before spitting him out into the middle of your team for you all to dog pile onto like they're delicious BBQ chicken wings.

Also relevant if everyone is dead, you're 1v1'ing a fed Nasus and you gotta kill that fucker before he Q-slam 1-shot's your nexus.

First quoted by BrickyOrchid8 in his Story Time video 'Unbench the Kench'.
It's time to Unbench the Kench!
Unbench the Kench by DanteTorn August 15, 2017
Words you can keep

Unbenessed 

1. A pain in the ass, something that is extremely irritating or difficult to deal with, along with also being stupid, or dumb.

2. Being not amused by someones actions or an event that occurred.

3. To be literally smacked by Satan.
Example 1: I just went to the DMV the other day, and it was totally unbenessed.

Example 2: My friend is being unbenessed about me texting my girlfriend when I am around him.

Example 3: The fair was completely unbenessed today...
Unbenessed by Squidster June 8, 2013

unbenounced 

How fucktards try to spell unbeknownst.
Unbenounced to us, he was retarded the whole time.
unbenounced by Spelltwit February 23, 2009
Word of the Day on February 5, 2018

unbengable 

From 绷不住了, bēng bù zhùle, literally "unable to stretch anymore". Means to be pent up and unable to hold back (such as in sexual urges, laughter, or anger). Basically means, "I can't help it".
That girl is so hot I am unbengable
unbengable by fat debu November 1, 2021
A hack in Valve's great classic: Team Fortress 2. In TF2's spaghetti-like coding, typing this in the developer console will grant you all TF2 items in existence including all skins. Valve is yet to patch this game breaking hack.
I used to be a nerdy F2P.. until I found this hack! I typed "unbindall" into the developer console, and I became a pro in a snap!
unbindall by A spy main June 3, 2018
To pay off a loan in full ahead of term or any activity associated with paying off a loan to drastically minimize interest cost.
Bob learned to unlend his 30 year mortgage by paying it off in 7 years saving over 100,000 in interest costs.
unlend by unlending December 26, 2008

unbandaidable

referring to a part of one's body which is unable to support the adhesives on a band-aid due to a natural curvature.
"I sliced the shit out of my elbow and the cut is unbandaidable because every time I bend my elbow, the band-aid flies off uselessly."
"I am so pissed that I cut myself shaving, my knee is completely unbandaidable."
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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