Kench

Long skinny penis.

"I have a kench, how 'bout you?"

by nOICEBOI222 April 8, 2019

Kench

Long skinny penis.

"I have a bit of a Kench, is it okay if we still bone?"

by nOICEBOI222 April 8, 2019

Kench

An old English word for Laughing out Loud.

(Sound like a word for peeing yourself/beer bellys)

Boy: I Kench!
Girl: You pissed yourself?!?
Boy: mmm😂😂😂💙

by Just.in.time May 1, 2019

kench

another word for a beer belly or just a belly in general. can apply to male or females.

Dave: Tell you what mate she's got a cracking personality, but a bit of a kench.
Matt: Steer clear of that lad.

by Dausen August 13, 2012

kench

Extremely ripped, powerful, and sexually potent.

That guy is kench af

by jellyberg October 1, 2018

kench

a very long and skinny penis. you would much rather have one of these than a chode.

"man i have such a kench"

by a hairball August 9, 2023

Unbench the Kench

When you're playing League of Legends as Tahm Kench and you bust out the big guns to go swallow up the enemy team's carrying player before spitting him out into the middle of your team for you all to dog pile onto like they're delicious BBQ chicken wings.

Also relevant if everyone is dead, you're 1v1'ing a fed Nasus and you gotta kill that fucker before he Q-slam 1-shot's your nexus.

First quoted by BrickyOrchid8 in his Story Time video 'Unbench the Kench'.

It's time to Unbench the Kench!

by DanteTorn August 15, 2017