unben

A variant of any given human, who is not necessarily the opposite nor similar in any way.

That kid has so much hair he cant even see, compared to the other bald kid, he is an unben!

by wisduckson November 17, 2021

UNBEN

Someone named ben who was banned in a certain place, and needs to unbanned.

My man ben did nothing wrong, UNBEN!

by WomanLuvMe June 18, 2023

Unbench the Kench

When you're playing League of Legends as Tahm Kench and you bust out the big guns to go swallow up the enemy team's carrying player before spitting him out into the middle of your team for you all to dog pile onto like they're delicious BBQ chicken wings.

Also relevant if everyone is dead, you're 1v1'ing a fed Nasus and you gotta kill that fucker before he Q-slam 1-shot's your nexus.

First quoted by BrickyOrchid8 in his Story Time video 'Unbench the Kench'.

It's time to Unbench the Kench!

by DanteTorn August 15, 2017

unbelievers

Fuck, you're tight," Louis groans.
"Oh, really? I thought this would be easy considering I've never done this before," Harry breathily shoots back. "Fucking moron."

"Are you going to shut up and let me fuck you?" Louis snaps. The floor is cold, but Harry's body is radiating heat from everywhere, and it's making Louis even more frustrated.

have you read unbelievers??
yeah Fuck, you're tight," Louis groans.
"Oh, really? I thought this would be easy considering I've never done this before," Harry breathily shoots back. "Fucking moron."

"Are you going to shut up and let me fuck you?" Louis snaps. The floor is cold, but Harry's body is radiating heat from everywhere, and it's making Louis even more frustrated.

by fuck you’re tight December 15, 2020

Unbenessed

1. A pain in the ass, something that is extremely irritating or difficult to deal with, along with also being stupid, or dumb.

2. Being not amused by someones actions or an event that occurred.

3. To be literally smacked by Satan.

Example 1: I just went to the DMV the other day, and it was totally unbenessed.

Example 2: My friend is being unbenessed about me texting my girlfriend when I am around him.

Example 3: The fair was completely unbenessed today...

by Squidster June 8, 2013

unbecoming

not becoming; unsuitable or inappropriate; not decent.

my behavior was unbecoming after I smoked that PCP-laced chronic blunt

by pimpnuts November 7, 2007

Unbelievable Jeff

A term popularised by Chris Kamara of Sky Sports News in the UK. It is used when in shock as though something is above unbelievable or near impossible

Jeff Stelling: "and we have a goal, Chris Kamara what's happening?"

Chris Kamara: "Emile Heskey has actually scored, and what a shot from outside the area, UNBELIEVABLE JEFF"

by Christinction May 28, 2013