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upskittled
The kids came into my office and upskittled my desk. meaning the kids came into my office and messed up or disorganised my desk.
We had plans to meet at Rory's for lunch until pat came along and upskittled everything.
In other words pat came along and put kibosh or upset or plans.
We had plans to meet at Rory's for lunch until pat came along and upskittled everything.
In other words pat came along and put kibosh or upset or plans.
upskittled by younganderson March 22, 2010
upskirt mania
Upskirt mania is the phenomenon when a girl bends over in a miniskirt, and you get a flash of her sexy cheeks. Upskirt mania is improved 100% when the hot female is wearing a thong – improved 250% when she is commando.
Side effects of upskirt mania: extreme hard-on and an insatiable itch to fuck
Side effects of upskirt mania: extreme hard-on and an insatiable itch to fuck
Male 1: Holy shit, did you see Leah bend over just now?
Male 2: Yeah! I think she's commando, dude!
Male 1: Fuck. I just jizzed in my pants.
Male 2: Me too, man. Me too. That was the best upskirt mania ever.
Male 2: Yeah! I think she's commando, dude!
Male 1: Fuck. I just jizzed in my pants.
Male 2: Me too, man. Me too. That was the best upskirt mania ever.
upskirt mania by upskirtmania May 29, 2010
upskirting
A relatively new practise where someone (usually a pervy guy) takes pictures up a girls skirt unbeknownst to her using his mobile phone or camera. You can find pictures of this kind published on the internet. There's a theory that it's the act of taking the picture whilst the victim is unaware that gives the photographer the thrill, and not in fact the poor quality photograph it results in.
"Why is that guy holding his hand out and grinning?"
"See that girl with the short skirt standing next to him? He's upskirting"
"See that girl with the short skirt standing next to him? He's upskirting"
upskirting by LittleStarGem July 3, 2006
upskirt
A video or photograph of up a woman's skirt. Some have underwear, others don't, they reveal the vagina.
upskirt by kilometeros July 7, 2008
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026