umpsk 

a strange sound usualy created by humans
pronounced umm - pha - sss - ckk

> Kid1: yo bro sup
> Kid2: umpsk
> Kid1: wait wtf
> Kid2: u heard me

umpsk by bro johns June 25, 2008

upskirt 

videos or photos or views of up a woman's skirt.

you can get a good upskirt view if you have a mirror attatched to your shoe.

upskirt by laura December 27, 2003

upskittled 

messed up, un organised, cant think straight, toppled over.

The kids came into my office and upskittled my desk. meaning the kids came into my office and messed up or disorganised my desk.

We had plans to meet at Rory's for lunch until pat came along and upskittled everything.

In other words pat came along and put kibosh or upset or plans.

upskittled by younganderson March 22, 2010

upskirt mania 

Upskirt mania is the phenomenon when a girl bends over in a miniskirt, and you get a flash of her sexy cheeks. Upskirt mania is improved 100% when the hot female is wearing a thong – improved 250% when she is commando.

Side effects of upskirt mania: extreme hard-on and an insatiable itch to fuck

Male 1: Holy shit, did you see Leah bend over just now?
Male 2: Yeah! I think she's commando, dude!
Male 1: Fuck. I just jizzed in my pants.
Male 2: Me too, man. Me too. That was the best upskirt mania ever.

upskirt mania by upskirtmania May 29, 2010

upskirt 

what kids with camera phones do in school

Jarad Morgon took a crazy upskirt shot of Jen Hunsinger

upskirt by Trey December 14, 2004

upskirting

A relatively new practise where someone (usually a pervy guy) takes pictures up a girls skirt unbeknownst to her using his mobile phone or camera. You can find pictures of this kind published on the internet. There's a theory that it's the act of taking the picture whilst the victim is unaware that gives the photographer the thrill, and not in fact the poor quality photograph it results in.

"Why is that guy holding his hand out and grinning?"
"See that girl with the short skirt standing next to him? He's upskirting"

upskirting by LittleStarGem July 3, 2006

upskirt 

A video or photograph of up a woman's skirt. Some have underwear, others don't, they reveal the vagina.

The scandalous recent upskirt of Paris Hilton has been hitting the news lately

upskirt by kilometeros July 7, 2008