umpsey
umpsey by KFC customer April 21, 2009
Get the umpsey mug.
upsey
The act of being so upset about something it causes stress in others lives. Such as when job boards send me an email for dishwasher jobs even though I have a bachelors degree and multiple professional certifications.....
uMPKEY
1) A baby monkey found off the coast of Africa.
2) A word commonly used by charlatans during a poorly executed game of scrabble as a final attempt to gain a few measly points.
2) A word commonly used by charlatans during a poorly executed game of scrabble as a final attempt to gain a few measly points.
brother: "Father shoot an umpkey today while hunting"
sister: "oh dear..."
ghetto scrabble player #1: "u-m-p-k-e-y...umpkey?!?, umpkey ain't no word."
ghetto scrabble player #2: "bitch yeah it is, look it up at urbandictionary.com"
sister: "oh dear..."
ghetto scrabble player #1: "u-m-p-k-e-y...umpkey?!?, umpkey ain't no word."
ghetto scrabble player #2: "bitch yeah it is, look it up at urbandictionary.com"
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."
or
"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
or
"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026
fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)