umpsis

The base to every techno song ever produced. When played sounds like a deep booming bass sound fallowed by a cymbal sound played over and over.

Listen to that crazy beat ham sandwich!!!
UMPSIS UMPSIS UMPSIS
ham sandwich: I think i heard this one before.

umpsis by Steve the rad January 6, 2005

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Umpsies

Dipping your dick in Arby's horsey sauce for sex.

Jeff: Did you fuck Andrea last night?
Paul: I went to Arby's and Umpsies that bitch.

Umpsies by PaulK May 25, 2013

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umpsis • Umpsied • Umpsies • Scrumdilly’umpishness

Umpsied

Having sex after dipping your dick in Arby's horsey sauce.

Jeff: Did you fuck Andrea last night?

Paul: I went to Arby's and Umpsied that bitch.

Umpsied by P Konz August 18, 2013

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Scrumdilly’umpishness

When you go to open a box of lucky charms with a blunt in hand.. next to a fire... loving life.
That, my friends is scrumdilly’umpishness.

I’m walking towards the kitchen.. stoned... then, I suddenly find a box of scrumdilly’umpishness.

Scrumdilly’umpishness by BitchI’mFromTheLand September 1, 2019

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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