umpkin

the action of when you Ejaculate and Urinate at the same time. This happens when you hold your Urine in and Jack-Off while you let it out

John umpkined on the toilet.

by Сосать Дика May 16, 2018

Pumpy umpy umpkin

1. A pumpkin that is WAY too fat.
2. Someone you love dearly
3. Part of the "Cuppy cake" song.
4. What little kids use to say "Pumpkin"

1. Wow! That pumpkin is a pumpy umpy umpkin!
2. Your my Pumpy umpy umpkin! :D
3. ♪♫You're my Honey bunch sugar plum, pumpy umpy umpkin! ♪♫
4. "Daddy! I want to carve a Pumpy Umpy Umpkin!

by Drone number 3234 December 27, 2008

umpling dumpling

The weirdest faggot of them all, he will chase you with a purple dildo, and if you get him mad, for however long he was mad, thats how long hell chase you naked

Dude, your acting like Umpling Dumpling

by shohn hodges May 4, 2018

Umping

Someone or something smelling bad/strong.

Can be used by itself or in conjunction with the cause of the smell.

Widely used in the Valley's of South Wales

1) He was umping!
2) I am umping of garlic.

by Toxfrost June 27, 2016

umkinpuh

Alternative pronunciation for pumpkin.

The two-year-old toddled across the room, fell to his knees, and pointed at a decorative Halloween pumpkin while shouting "Umkinpuh! Umkinpuh! Umkinpuh!!!".

by Schnebly February 21, 2009

Blump-Upkin

Combination of a Blumpkin and an Upperdecker.

The act of receiving a blow job while taking a shit in the upper section of a toilet after taking the lid off.

After becoming bored with the typical Tuesday night Blumpkin, Andrej decided to spice it up a bit with the Blump-Upkin. Tuesday nights will never be the same!

by BlumpkinOrDie January 8, 2021

umphin'

the act of jammin' out to the amazing music of progressive improvisation band Umphrey's McGee.

I'm officially an umphreak cuz I've been umphin' hard all month to get prepared to see Umphrey's McGee tomorrow!

by sream July 16, 2009