umpkin
the action of when you Ejaculate and Urinate at the same time. This happens when you hold your Urine in and Jack-Off while you let it out
umpkin by Сосать Дика May 16, 2018
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Pumpy umpy umpkin
1. A pumpkin that is WAY too fat.
2. Someone you love dearly
3. Part of the "Cuppy cake" song.
4. What little kids use to say "Pumpkin"
2. Someone you love dearly
3. Part of the "Cuppy cake" song.
4. What little kids use to say "Pumpkin"
1. Wow! That pumpkin is a pumpy umpy umpkin!
2. Your my Pumpy umpy umpkin! :D
3. ♪♫You're my Honey bunch sugar plum, pumpy umpy umpkin! ♪♫
4. "Daddy! I want to carve a Pumpy Umpy Umpkin!
2. Your my Pumpy umpy umpkin! :D
3. ♪♫You're my Honey bunch sugar plum, pumpy umpy umpkin! ♪♫
4. "Daddy! I want to carve a Pumpy Umpy Umpkin!
Pumpy umpy umpkin by Drone number 3234 December 27, 2008
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umpkin • Daddy umpkins • Pumpy umpy umpkin • umkinpuh • umphin' • Umping • umplin • umpling dumpling • Umpukin • Blump-Upkin
umpling dumpling
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umpling dumpling by shohn hodges May 4, 2018
Umping
Someone or something smelling bad/strong.
Can be used by itself or in conjunction with the cause of the smell.
Widely used in the Valley's of South Wales
Can be used by itself or in conjunction with the cause of the smell.
Widely used in the Valley's of South Wales
Blump-Upkin
Combination of a Blumpkin and an Upperdecker.
The act of receiving a blow job while taking a shit in the upper section of a toilet after taking the lid off.
The act of receiving a blow job while taking a shit in the upper section of a toilet after taking the lid off.
After becoming bored with the typical Tuesday night Blumpkin, Andrej decided to spice it up a bit with the Blump-Upkin. Tuesday nights will never be the same!
Blump-Upkin by BlumpkinOrDie January 8, 2021
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