Umpstead

Someone who pretends to be super hot online by using another persons photos, but in real life is a fatty.

I met this girl on myspace and she is smokin', but she's probably an umpstead.

by mister e. you sir February 19, 2009

Upstead

The pairing between Hailey Upton (Tracy Spiridakos) and Jay Halstead (Jesse Lee Soffer) from the NBC's TV Show, Chicago PD. It's one of the most popular ships from the show even if the characters haven't even share a kiss.

What is your OTP?
Upstead, they should get married

by Indigocloud July 13, 2020

Umstead

People who exist to get high and/or drunk to the degree that they appear to be mentally retarded.

Dude, I know you think that kid is "special", but he is actually just an Umstead.

by Vlad the Definer December 19, 2011