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tylerized 

to steal, pilfer or abscond with another’s joke and immediately, and in the face of the original jokester, bring it to a wider audience and thus thrust yourself into the limelight as a funny man.
Since I only whispered the joke to him and he found it quite funny, he figured he would tell everyone and tylerized me.
tylerized by Sad Daddy Jabs February 27, 2009
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The state of having mysteriously lost a number of hours after someone suggests "Just one more drink" at happy hour.
After three drinks at happy hour, Tyler suggests "one more round!" Suddenly it's 2am; the bar is closing; you have no idea what happened in the last 7 hours; and you're unlikely to be sober by the time you need to be at work. You've been Tylered.
Tylered by zeussaxis May 15, 2013
When someone is sitting next to someone (usually a bus or a car) and the person that is not in the isle seat says "You can leave if you want". Usually implying that they want you to leave.
He Tylered Jack on the bus today, it was really sad.
Tylered by Fizzydwarf December 21, 2018

Concept of Tylerization

A strange concept that is very similar to trying to memorize everything pertaining to a subject in a very short timeframe. (especially in academic settings)
You went from a noob to an expert in under a week? You must be an expert at the Concept of Tylerization.

telergized 

Being energized over your TV choices in the near future. The state of satisfaction that comes from knowing you don't have to channel surf to find something to watch.
"Man, Game of Thrones is on tonight, and I'm totally telegerized!"
"Debbie and Dawn got telergized binge-watching Breaking Bad."
telergized by Creed Cur August 18, 2014

Taylorized 

A very painful experience, that could happen once, twice or three times a year (at least). It could involve anything from public humiliation to the feeling of depression. Best cure, Shawarma place.
Man, that quiz was sooooooooo bad. I got Taylorized.

Dude, I got so Taylorized today, I can't sleep, every time I try I wake up screaming.
Taylorized by reactions June 11, 2010
Verb: When someone has made a mistake, a mess, injured themselves or other, recked an object, said something offensive, embarrased ones self, or when someone generally fucks up.
"He managed to set his pants of fire. Now he's on the ground doubled over because he hit himself in the testicles trying to put it out"

"Wow, he really tylered it."
Tylered by Chad Cardinal July 13, 2009
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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