Taylorized 

A very painful experience, that could happen once, twice or three times a year (at least). It could involve anything from public humiliation to the feeling of depression. Best cure, Shawarma place.

Man, that quiz was sooooooooo bad. I got Taylorized.

Dude, I got so Taylorized today, I can't sleep, every time I try I wake up screaming.

Taylorized by reactions June 11, 2010

TAYLORITE 

A uneducated,poorly dressed sad excuse of a human from Taylor MI. Usually found on a stolen bicycle high on pain killers they stole from a elderly relative.These creatures generally live in trailer parks and crappy apartments and tend to be the most active while normal people are at work or on the first of the month when "they get they checks."If you happen to encounter one steer clear,as they have been known to carry many STD'S due to lack of protection during frequent inbreeding sessions.

These taylorites sure are grubby looking creatures.

TAYLORITE by TELLING IT LIKE IT IS July 11, 2016

Taylored 

its a way of life, doing what you want and customizing your life to you, not caring what people think about it.

"dude why are you lazy all the time? you never do anything!"
untaylored answer- "im not hecka lazy!!!!!"
taylored answer- "its cool if you think that cause im taylored"

Taylored by BIGsleepee March 9, 2011

Taylored 

(adj) - wearing Converse Chuck Taylor All-Star shoes. Popularized by Wiz Khalifa as a pun on "tailored."

Throw it up 'cause every nigga that I'm with Taylored

Taylored by Lennalf September 13, 2012

Taylored 

To be given a blowjob by a fat slut in school and then get expelled

Those boys got Taylored 3rd period.

Taylored by ergioufiojeg June 11, 2010

Taylored Man 

A guy that is sweet and loveable and only wants one girl in the world. He is cute and loves to make others happy especially his girl. Tylers' are tall, thin and lightskin. Tylers' are the life of the party and everyone loves them. They are funny and smart. They get all the girls attention but could only wish he had his one true loves attention back over them all. They are the sweetest guys you will ever meet. They know what they want and usually get it except in hard situations, because they have a great work ethic, personality and a desire to become the best and be the best for a certain girl. When Taylored men love someone, they always think about them, and will do anything for that person and will never give up on their one true love no matter what even if it seems like it. Taylored men usually fall in love with a girl named Taylor! Love you! :* Long live TNT <3

Tyler is such a Taylored man!

Taylored Man by TNT Fo' Life December 22, 2013

Rip Taylored 

Getting super fucked up, usually with a combination of alcohol and drugs.

I just got a 2/4 & an eightball, looks like we're gettin Rip Taylored tonight b'ys

Rip Taylored by Charlotte Bardot January 9, 2014