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When you go to your grandfathers' wake, drink too much absinthe, then you can't stand up straight for a week afterwards.
Oh man, I've got a real bad case of twolini. I don't think I can go to work today.
Twolini by DeerlordJ September 24, 2016

Twilipedia 

1. A Twilight Series version of Wikipedia.
2. An online enclyclopedia that is a collaborative effort of online editors.
Holy crow! You don't know what 'imprinting' is?!--Go look it up in the Twilipedia!
Twilipedia by puffinmuffin. January 20, 2009
one who walks the streets at night looking for some dick
BITCH your just a trolip on Santa Monica Boulevard looking for a trick to pay you past due cell phone bill.
trolip by jeff and anthonthy September 22, 2006

twollipop 

n. a lollipop inserted into a woman's vagina, then twirled around to ensure ample coating of vaginal drippings, and re-wrapped and offered to unsuspecting consumers.

tw from twat; ollipop from lollipop

tw- can be placed be fore any word to denote similar treatment. i.e twake, twice cream, twookies, etc...
at the end of the school year, after much queef pacticing, the girls offered twollipops to their professors, silently laughing at their own crude wit.
twollipop by Stanky August 17, 2006

Tijuana Two-Lip 

The female counterpart to the Texas Belt Buckle. When a lady flashes a front wedgie and both lips pop out the sides. Can also be spelled like the flower, tulip.
Dude you won’t believe it, I was walking around with a Texas Belt Buckle and this chick came by and flashed a Tijuana Two-Lip. I’d never seen anything like it!
Tijuana Two-Lip by A_Joy96 April 13, 2021

planting twolips 

The acting of planting two lips on to a location of another persons body, preferably an organ.
That girl is planting twolips on the end of my cawk!
planting twolips by MrC. August 28, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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