trolip
BITCH your just a trolip on Santa Monica Boulevard looking for a trick to pay you past due cell phone bill.
trolip by jeff and anthonthy September 22, 2006
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Trollpasta
A website made to parody creepypastas in a sarcastric way. Most popular trollpastas are "The Tale of Shrek", "AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT", "Sonic.exe", "THE DAY OF ALL TEH BLOOD", "WHO WAS PHONE!?", etc.
guy1: Have u saw Sonic.exe is now moved on the trollpasta wiki?
guy2: yea its dumb
sonic.exe author: THEYRE PIECES OF SHIT I FKING H8 THEM THEYRE FKING U WOT M8S LETS MAKE PETITIONS, MANIFESTATIONS AND LETS TELL NSA TO BLOCK THE TROLLPASTA WKi!!!!!111!
guy2: yea its dumb
sonic.exe author: THEYRE PIECES OF SHIT I FKING H8 THEM THEYRE FKING U WOT M8S LETS MAKE PETITIONS, MANIFESTATIONS AND LETS TELL NSA TO BLOCK THE TROLLPASTA WKi!!!!!111!
Trollpasta by JeromeAlbert December 15, 2014
trollphase
A stage in a discussion in which all of the participants are trolling rather than contributing anything constructive.
Melissa: His speech sounded great!
Bernard: But he forgot Poland.
Fred: You're just saying that because you are black.
Bernard: How did you know I was black?
Spectator: They've entered the trollphase.
Bernard: But he forgot Poland.
Fred: You're just saying that because you are black.
Bernard: How did you know I was black?
Spectator: They've entered the trollphase.
trollphase by datniggapimmdechinchilla December 30, 2011
trollpassing
A blog on tumblr trolling Adam Lambert in the, most likely, best way possible. Glamberts shouldn't be pissed off because it's made by Glamberts. But some are pissed off anyway, but they're just too sensitive and have no sense of humor. But if the admins would ever read this, I want you to know that you're perfect at what you're doing, just keep going! Whatever, Glamberts should really visit this blog.
Person 1: Did you see those pants Adam lambert wore at the VH1 Divas Red Carpet? Showed the shape of his penis perfectly...
Person 2: Yeah, girl, Trollpassing will know what to do.
Person 2: Yeah, girl, Trollpassing will know what to do.
trollpassing by some-person-that's-not-you March 6, 2013
Trollplaying
A user named Albert_Wesker is posting on an Resident Evil board and insists that Leon should be killed off in the next game? He's definitely trollplaying.
Trollplaying by dahliahawthorne May 6, 2011
trollplay
A form of online roleplay in which you troll your unfortunate chat partner.
The best trollplays are when you get your chat partner (usually a basement-dweller or pedophile) really worked up, and when he's just about to ejaculate into his dirty sweatpants, you drop the troll-bomb.
The best trollplays are when you get your chat partner (usually a basement-dweller or pedophile) really worked up, and when he's just about to ejaculate into his dirty sweatpants, you drop the troll-bomb.
A chatlog from an Omegle trollplay:
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m/f
You: f
You: u?
You: f 17 NY city
You: how about you??
Stranger: 18 m nj
Stranger: u gotta facebook
You: cool
You: uh huh
You: cybersex?
Stranger: yea sure if u want
Stranger: can i add u
You: dyou wnna start?
You: if you make me cum:D
Stranger: ok ok u gotta web came babe
You: nope make sumthng up
You: a horny story
You: with me + u
Stranger: i had this dream about u once
You: i think i had that 2
Stranger: and we were in bed cuddling each other
Stranger: and i took off your clothese and stareted sucking on those big boobs of yours
Stranger: and then i started the lick your meat it was so tender and soft
Stranger: and i ate out your ass hole
You: umm good. I moan and start to rub my breast. You nibble on my nipples.
Stranger: and the i pulled down my pants and u gave me the best blowjob ever and my dick was so wet and ur pussy to so i stuck my dick in there and u stareted screaming
You: I screamed "MY TURN, BITCH" and ripped your dick out of my ass.
Stranger: What?
You: I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH, AND WHIP OUT MY HUGE PULSATING MEMBER AND RAM IT DEEP INTO YOUR RECTUM!
Stranger: What the fuck?!? freak!!
You: I SAVAGELY RAPE YOU LIKE THE THE DISGUSTING LITTLE FAGGOT YOU ARE! I FUCK YOU UNTIL YOUR ANUS BLEEDS!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m/f
You: f
You: u?
You: f 17 NY city
You: how about you??
Stranger: 18 m nj
Stranger: u gotta facebook
You: cool
You: uh huh
You: cybersex?
Stranger: yea sure if u want
Stranger: can i add u
You: dyou wnna start?
You: if you make me cum:D
Stranger: ok ok u gotta web came babe
You: nope make sumthng up
You: a horny story
You: with me + u
Stranger: i had this dream about u once
You: i think i had that 2
Stranger: and we were in bed cuddling each other
Stranger: and i took off your clothese and stareted sucking on those big boobs of yours
Stranger: and then i started the lick your meat it was so tender and soft
Stranger: and i ate out your ass hole
You: umm good. I moan and start to rub my breast. You nibble on my nipples.
Stranger: and the i pulled down my pants and u gave me the best blowjob ever and my dick was so wet and ur pussy to so i stuck my dick in there and u stareted screaming
You: I screamed "MY TURN, BITCH" and ripped your dick out of my ass.
Stranger: What?
You: I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH, AND WHIP OUT MY HUGE PULSATING MEMBER AND RAM IT DEEP INTO YOUR RECTUM!
Stranger: What the fuck?!? freak!!
You: I SAVAGELY RAPE YOU LIKE THE THE DISGUSTING LITTLE FAGGOT YOU ARE! I FUCK YOU UNTIL YOUR ANUS BLEEDS!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
trollplay by George McBob January 14, 2011
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
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Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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