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And the Lord saith unto all believers who question Him not and claim to know His divine will, who write books filled with His name which contain no truth about Him, who sit in their own smug righteousness and condemn those about whom they knoweth not: "SHUTTETH THINE HOLE!!!"
by Stanky October 28, 2009
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1. an act, or acts, when performed, make the performer a bunghole.
2. smoking crack and then claiming, "the bitch set me up," when caught.
3. being married and divorced 4 times, having countless infidelities, and then asserting that same sex marriage is "immoral," and should therefore not be legal.
4. claiming not to be a bigot, yet working to maintain LGBTs as second class citizens.
5. being an international punch line, yet taking oneself completely seriously.
6. being utterly self-serving and narcissistic.
7. claiming to represent an entire group of citizens, while having absolutely no redeeming social qualities, thus doing everyone a disservice.
8. having a group of followers whose sole purpose is to ensure that the form of discrimination they face is the only socially unacceptable form of discrimination.
1. an act, or acts, when performed, make the performer a bunghole.
2. smoking crack and then claiming, "the bitch set me up," when caught.
3. being married and divorced 4 times, having countless infidelities, and then asserting that same sex marriage is "immoral," and should therefore not be legal.
4. claiming not to be a bigot, yet working to maintain LGBTs as second class citizens.
5. being an international punch line, yet taking oneself completely seriously.
6. being utterly self-serving and narcissistic.
7. claiming to represent an entire group of citizens, while having absolutely no redeeming social qualities, thus doing everyone a disservice.
8. having a group of followers whose sole purpose is to ensure that the form of discrimination they face is the only socially unacceptable form of discrimination.
One wonders whether Marion Barry actually supports marriage equality and realizes that the best way to advance the cause would be for him to continue to engage in rampant acts of wanton bungholery, of which he is well-known and is expected to perform, thereby causing all foes of equal rights to seriously question their "values."
by stanky May 6, 2009
Get the bungholery mug.n. / adj. The combination of the words 'futility' and 'fruitless'. Something that is pointless in the extreme; frivolous.
Despite repeated attempts over the years, his effort to perform felatio on himself was an excercise in fruitility.
by Stanky July 13, 2006
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Get the avoision mug.He was so pissed at her that he dropped the c-bomb - the weapon of last resort. After that all negotiations were off the table and retailiation was inevitable.
by Stanky June 11, 2006
Get the C-bomb mug.the gaping orifice on the stupified face of a stoner, esp. as s/he is slowly drawing smoke into the chamber of a water pipe before releasing the carburetor.
by Stanky April 20, 2006
Get the bonghole mug.1. The biological term used for the species renowned for its ability to squeeze objects of all shapes and sizes into and out of its anal passage.
2. One who is extremenly anal-retentive.
3. The tightest orifice on the body.
4. The most potent and deadly of all the assholes.
2. One who is extremenly anal-retentive.
3. The tightest orifice on the body.
4. The most potent and deadly of all the assholes.
Wow! I thought I could shot a ping-pong ball far until I saw sphinctosaurus rex.
I wish he would lighten up -- he is such a sphinctosaurus rex!
I tried to slip it in to his sphinctosaurus rex, but there was not enought santorum to make it happen.
I wish he would lighten up -- he is such a sphinctosaurus rex!
I tried to slip it in to his sphinctosaurus rex, but there was not enought santorum to make it happen.
by Stanky May 1, 2006
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