n. -- the act of evading and avoiding something.
Krusty the clown has been convicted of tax avoision.
heterosexuals, stragights, people who have sex with the opposite sex
"I had dinner with the Hets last night."
"O? How was it?"
"O you know, the ususal -- penis this, vagina that."
"Good times."
"Meh."
cunt; the ultimate derogatory word used for women
He was so pissed at her that he dropped the c-bomb - the weapon of last resort. After that all negotiations were off the table and retailiation was inevitable.
n. a lollipop inserted into a woman's vagina, then twirled around to ensure ample coating of vaginal drippings, and re-wrapped and offered to unsuspecting consumers.
tw from twat; ollipop from lollipop
tw- can be placed be fore any word to denote similar treatment. i.e twake, twice cream, twookies, etc...
at the end of the school year, after much queef pacticing, the girls offered twollipops to their professors, silently laughing at their own crude wit.
unlucky at love. One who is cursed to want things that are just out of reach.
One who is despondent over recent unrequited love and is feeling sorry for oneself.
"Unlucky at love? You must be lucky at cards!"
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The land from which you come.
When I saw you at the immigration office I wondered from whence you came. when you passed by, I knew your origin was Ustinkia.
1. The biological term used for the species renowned for its ability to squeeze objects of all shapes and sizes into and out of its anal passage.
2. One who is extremenly anal-retentive.
3. The tightest orifice on the body.
4. The most potent and deadly of all the assholes.
Wow! I thought I could shot a ping-pong ball far until I saw sphinctosaurus rex.
I wish he would lighten up -- he is such a sphinctosaurus rex!
I tried to slip it in to his sphinctosaurus rex, but there was not enought santorum to make it happen.
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