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the Hets

heterosexuals, stragights, people who have sex with the opposite sex
"I had dinner with the Hets last night."

"O? How was it?"

"O you know, the ususal -- penis this, vagina that."

"Good times."

"Meh."
by Stanky February 1, 2008
mugGet the the Hetsmug.

avoision

n. -- the act of evading and avoiding something.
Krusty the clown has been convicted of tax avoision.
by Stanky August 5, 2006
mugGet the avoisionmug.

bonghole

the gaping orifice on the stupified face of a stoner, esp. as s/he is slowly drawing smoke into the chamber of a water pipe before releasing the carburetor.
Ron: mmmm...mmm .mmm...mmm!
Anchower: Quit yappin' your bonghole, or you'll blow your bongload.
by Stanky April 20, 2006
mugGet the bongholemug.

Ustinkia

The land from which you come.
When I saw you at the immigration office I wondered from whence you came. when you passed by, I knew your origin was Ustinkia.
by stanky May 5, 2007
mugGet the Ustinkiamug.

lucky at cards

unlucky at love. One who is cursed to want things that are just out of reach.

One who is despondent over recent unrequited love and is feeling sorry for oneself.
"Unlucky at love? You must be lucky at cards!"
by Stanky February 1, 2008
mugGet the lucky at cardsmug.

bungholery

n.

1. an act, or acts, when performed, make the performer a bunghole.

2. smoking crack and then claiming, "the bitch set me up," when caught.

3. being married and divorced 4 times, having countless infidelities, and then asserting that same sex marriage is "immoral," and should therefore not be legal.

4. claiming not to be a bigot, yet working to maintain LGBTs as second class citizens.

5. being an international punch line, yet taking oneself completely seriously.

6. being utterly self-serving and narcissistic.

7. claiming to represent an entire group of citizens, while having absolutely no redeeming social qualities, thus doing everyone a disservice.

8. having a group of followers whose sole purpose is to ensure that the form of discrimination they face is the only socially unacceptable form of discrimination.
One wonders whether Marion Barry actually supports marriage equality and realizes that the best way to advance the cause would be for him to continue to engage in rampant acts of wanton bungholery, of which he is well-known and is expected to perform, thereby causing all foes of equal rights to seriously question their "values."
by stanky May 6, 2009
mugGet the bungholerymug.

C-bomb

cunt; the ultimate derogatory word used for women
He was so pissed at her that he dropped the c-bomb - the weapon of last resort. After that all negotiations were off the table and retailiation was inevitable.
by Stanky June 11, 2006
mugGet the C-bombmug.

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