Definitions by Stanky
shutteth thine hole!
And the Lord saith unto all believers who question Him not and claim to know His divine will, who write books filled with His name which contain no truth about Him, who sit in their own smug righteousness and condemn those about whom they knoweth not: "SHUTTETH THINE HOLE!!!"
shutteth thine hole! by Stanky October 28, 2009
bungholery
n.
1. an act, or acts, when performed, make the performer a bunghole.
2. smoking crack and then claiming, "the bitch set me up," when caught.
3. being married and divorced 4 times, having countless infidelities, and then asserting that same sex marriage is "immoral," and should therefore not be legal.
4. claiming not to be a bigot, yet working to maintain LGBTs as second class citizens.
5. being an international punch line, yet taking oneself completely seriously.
6. being utterly self-serving and narcissistic.
7. claiming to represent an entire group of citizens, while having absolutely no redeeming social qualities, thus doing everyone a disservice.
8. having a group of followers whose sole purpose is to ensure that the form of discrimination they face is the only socially unacceptable form of discrimination.
1. an act, or acts, when performed, make the performer a bunghole.
2. smoking crack and then claiming, "the bitch set me up," when caught.
3. being married and divorced 4 times, having countless infidelities, and then asserting that same sex marriage is "immoral," and should therefore not be legal.
4. claiming not to be a bigot, yet working to maintain LGBTs as second class citizens.
5. being an international punch line, yet taking oneself completely seriously.
6. being utterly self-serving and narcissistic.
7. claiming to represent an entire group of citizens, while having absolutely no redeeming social qualities, thus doing everyone a disservice.
8. having a group of followers whose sole purpose is to ensure that the form of discrimination they face is the only socially unacceptable form of discrimination.
One wonders whether Marion Barry actually supports marriage equality and realizes that the best way to advance the cause would be for him to continue to engage in rampant acts of wanton bungholery, of which he is well-known and is expected to perform, thereby causing all foes of equal rights to seriously question their "values."
bungholery by stanky May 6, 2009
lucky at cards
unlucky at love. One who is cursed to want things that are just out of reach.
One who is despondent over recent unrequited love and is feeling sorry for oneself.
One who is despondent over recent unrequited love and is feeling sorry for oneself.
lucky at cards by Stanky February 1, 2008
the Hets
"I had dinner with the Hets last night."
"O? How was it?"
"O you know, the ususal -- penis this, vagina that."
"Good times."
"Meh."
"O? How was it?"
"O you know, the ususal -- penis this, vagina that."
"Good times."
"Meh."
Ustinkia
When I saw you at the immigration office I wondered from whence you came. when you passed by, I knew your origin was Ustinkia.
egotainment
N. entertainment provided by an individual whose sole purpose is self-indulgent and the glorification of the "personality" doing the entertaining.
Whenever I want a healthy dose of egotainment, I watch Tyra, Geraldo, Oprah or any American Idolatry.
egotainment by Stanky August 24, 2006