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n. -- the act of evading and avoiding something.
Krusty the clown has been convicted of tax avoision.
by Stanky August 04, 2006

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cunt; the ultimate derogatory word used for women
He was so pissed at her that he dropped the c-bomb - the weapon of last resort. After that all negotiations were off the table and retailiation was inevitable.
by Stanky June 10, 2006

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n. a lollipop inserted into a woman's vagina, then twirled around to ensure ample coating of vaginal drippings, and re-wrapped and offered to unsuspecting consumers.

tw from twat; ollipop from lollipop

tw- can be placed be fore any word to denote similar treatment. i.e twake, twice cream, twookies, etc...
at the end of the school year, after much queef pacticing, the girls offered twollipops to their professors, silently laughing at their own crude wit.
by Stanky August 17, 2006

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heterosexuals, stragights, people who have sex with the opposite sex
"I had dinner with the Hets last night."

"O? How was it?"

"O you know, the ususal -- penis this, vagina that."

"Good times."

by Stanky February 01, 2008

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1. The biological term used for the species renowned for its ability to squeeze objects of all shapes and sizes into and out of its anal passage.

2. One who is extremenly anal-retentive.

3. The tightest orifice on the body.

4. The most potent and deadly of all the assholes.
Wow! I thought I could shot a ping-pong ball far until I saw sphinctosaurus rex.

I wish he would lighten up -- he is such a sphinctosaurus rex!

I tried to slip it in to his sphinctosaurus rex, but there was not enought santorum to make it happen.
by Stanky April 18, 2006

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1. an act, or acts, when performed, make the performer a bunghole.

2. smoking crack and then claiming, "the bitch set me up," when caught.

3. being married and divorced 4 times, having countless infidelities, and then asserting that same sex marriage is "immoral," and should therefore not be legal.

4. claiming not to be a bigot, yet working to maintain LGBTs as second class citizens.

5. being an international punch line, yet taking oneself completely seriously.

6. being utterly self-serving and narcissistic.

7. claiming to represent an entire group of citizens, while having absolutely no redeeming social qualities, thus doing everyone a disservice.

8. having a group of followers whose sole purpose is to ensure that the form of discrimination they face is the only socially unacceptable form of discrimination.
One wonders whether Marion Barry actually supports marriage equality and realizes that the best way to advance the cause would be for him to continue to engage in rampant acts of wanton bungholery, of which he is well-known and is expected to perform, thereby causing all foes of equal rights to seriously question their "values."
by stanky May 06, 2009

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unlucky at love. One who is cursed to want things that are just out of reach.

One who is despondent over recent unrequited love and is feeling sorry for oneself.
"Unlucky at love? You must be lucky at cards!"
by Stanky February 01, 2008

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