twollipop 

n. a lollipop inserted into a woman's vagina, then twirled around to ensure ample coating of vaginal drippings, and re-wrapped and offered to unsuspecting consumers.

tw from twat; ollipop from lollipop

tw- can be placed be fore any word to denote similar treatment. i.e twake, twice cream, twookies, etc...

at the end of the school year, after much queef pacticing, the girls offered twollipops to their professors, silently laughing at their own crude wit.

twollipop by Stanky August 17, 2006

twollop 

a fucking idiot in the group who always acts like he’s 3

you’re a twollop, mate

twollop by seventeenthirtyeight May 29, 2019

twollop 

A word (noun)that defines a stupid person, used by young people, usu.

"hey, look at that guy over there. He's a twollop!"

twollop by Sadie January 3, 2005

Totlipop 

The word Totlipop is a combination between a lolipop and a totem pole, this means that worshipping it lets you worship the Gods of deliciousness. Lick it and you will envoke the wrath of 7 different gods! :)

Lets go pray at the Totlipop.
Dude that guy just ate the Totlipop lets kill him before the gods kill us!

Totlipop by Gr0ggy March 23, 2011

Twollop 

Adjective: To describe a woman of equal parts trollop (dirty) and twit (dumb enough to fuck anything). A subtler way to suggest she is equal parts dirty (unclean) and stupid. Can be a very popular girl at parties. Syn: Stupid ho-bag.

Not mistaken for a Troll which is an ugly and/or dirty chick that won't fuck you drunk or sober.

Not inferring ugly but certainly unclean. A man confronted with a Twollop is then torn with the decision to fuck a dirty dumb girl and risk ridicule. The solution to the "fuck a Twollop" conundrum is generally resolved by applying the "liquor rules" or "moped" solution. ie: You may fuck a Twollop if you're too drunk to care and/or no one you know is watching.

Twollops are known to hang around cute clean girls (see Wingman) but are much more likely to fuck you to spite their cute friend (see: superiority complex and revenge fuck)

Smelly dirty but cute girl at the concert says to the guy she just met: Take me back to the porta-potty, fuck me in the ass and give me a dirty sanchez.

Guy says to self: Fucking Twollop cunundrum. Dammit, need another drink.

Smelly but big titty blonde girl tries to sweet talk the doorman to get into the club for free.

Doorman lets her in because he knows that it's good for drink sales. a.k.a: The twollop factor.

Twollop by Leithas September 15, 2010

Tolipop 

A nickname given to attractive men, who have a way with words that will get your heart. These men usually have beautiful eyes, great smiles, or sexy voices, sometimes all of the above.

I sure wish I had my tolipop tonight.

Tolipop by Amberkie October 28, 2008