two for one
three people are needed for this to happen. In a threesome when two men and a woman are having sex, one man gives the woman anal while, at the same time, the other gives her vaginal.
two for one by Brandino December 6, 2006
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two for one
two for one by Blow me jjvgmkgg August 6, 2018
"two for one"
Also known as the shart
Laying on the couch after a wild night of partying, Shawn couldn't imagine things getting any better. While trying to squeeze out an sbd, a steady stream of liquid shit sweetened things right up to a "two for one" deal.
"two for one" by jessea April 5, 2006
two-for-one special
Refers to da delightful situation where ya go to visit one nice in-her-late-teens chick, and she happens to have her best friend --- another hot sweet-natured teenage damsel --- over for a visit, and so ya get TWO pretty girls to hold hands with.
I usually try to visit my cutie-pie lady-friends in the afternoon or evening, since that's often when they will have one or two other equally-delightful blinky-eyed chicks over to hang out, and so I get a two-for-one special --- TWO soft warm hands to clasp or press against my cheeks, and TWO sweet smiling faces beaming shyly at me.
two-for-one special by QuacksO September 23, 2018
Two for one special
When the woman puts your ball sack on a tee then uses a golf club to whack them bitches up your ass getting a two for one special
Alex and Kamy were on the golf green, and Kamy thought it would be good to give Alex a two for one special. So she plopped his sack on the tee and whacked his sack up his ass.
Two for one special by Assjuice12 February 16, 2018
Two-for-one discount
Two-for-one discount by GummyBoi June 30, 2023
Two for one deal-do
My wife asked me if I wanted a prostate massage with this huge slim Jim and when I’m finished she would feed it to me. It’s a two for one deal-do
Two for one deal-do by Big guy 247 February 3, 2024
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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