Definitions by jessea
shart
While meeting the parents of his new girlfriend, Shawn had to pass some gas. Feeling left out, the shit behind, upgraded to a package deal including a full shart, just to join the party.
"two for one"
Laying on the couch after a wild night of partying, Shawn couldn't imagine things getting any better. While trying to squeeze out an sbd, a steady stream of liquid shit sweetened things right up to a "two for one" deal.
"two for one" by jessea April 5, 2006