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twizzledick

word used to describe someone whose name you don't want to say out loud, for someone you feel contempt for or someone who you find to be worthless and a waste of good oxygen.
Tony G: I really need help with this equipment.
Jim C: I know a guy, but he works for that twizzledick. The job up the street.
Tony G: ??

Tony G: Oh, you mean Bruce?
Jim C: That's him.
Tony G: You're right, he is. I'll give that twizzledick a call.
twizzledick by Mark Louis Webb January 7, 2011
A comparative property search engine on the Internet.
I managed to twinzle myself a nice 3 bedroom flat in the suburbs.
twinzle by Dr. Larry Spencer January 6, 2019

twizted snowman 

TwiztedSnowman is the Microsoft gamer-tag of a Legendary gamer. They say he is one with the matrix and a destroyer of virtual worlds. No one knows who he is outside of the virtual realm.
If you fuck with Twizted Snowman your gonna have a bad time. He is the Alpha
twizted snowman by TwiztedSnowman December 30, 2019

twizzled 

Confused or unable to decide.
Was used in the Artisoft LANtastic networking software to indicate the network was unable to decide which network adapter to use.
From the LANtastic Networking software: "Net BIOS is twizzled"
twizzled by maniakaz December 5, 2011

twizzle stick

A dope pipe. Another word for a glass dick.
yo man, load up the twizzle stick and lets start tweakin!!

Twinleaf'd 

When small patches of snow appear outside overnight. (Origin: In Pokemon Platinum Version, snow patches that were not present in Diamond and Pearl appear for seemingly no reason.)
Person One: "Hey, are we going to get a snow day tomorrow?"

Person Two: "Nah, it's not supposed to snow that much. We'll probably just get Twinleaf'd."
Twinleaf'd by Cole Minor February 11, 2010