Chodur

A Chodur is a rare skin deformity that a small percentage of women are born with.

The Chodur is piece of long extra skin that forms between the vagina and anus if the child has an overdeveloped taint due to complications in the womb.

Usually about an inch long at birth, the Chodur can grow up to 6-10” and in some cases even 1’ long.

The Chodur (if not removed) can cause severe health issues as the child grows into an adult so removing it at birth is recommended.

Some adult women find it erotic to have a Chodur to pull back and slap their other privates with since they are very elastic-like.
I met a girl from Northwood Iowa who had a Chodur so long that it slapped her knees!

Her name was Katie, the biggest homewrecker that ever lived
by TwiztedSnowman June 24, 2022
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vibezilla

A person (usually female) who doesn’t know how to deal with reality. Vibezilla’s are very unhelpful and often have Narcissistic traits.

They don’t know how to deal with anything that doesn’t help them stay positive so they “cut” the negativity out of their life so they can keep riding the positive vibe illusion.

These types of people compare and contrast their own lives with the lives of others and are very judgmental and condescending.

Their Facebook profile is a dead giveaway because they post a few times every day and make it look like a big highlight reel.

Vibezilla’s play dirty when they feel like their live’s don’t measure up to someone else’s and they will talk shit about anyone they can to try and turn the tables.

They never cheer for other peoples success because inside they are very jealous and insecure.
Vibezilla: “don’t you ever compare your life to the live’s of others in order to wake yourself up?”
Me: “if I ever start slipping and begin comparing my life to the live’s of others I want you to high-five me in the face with a chair to wake me up because at that point I’m completely out of my mind and turning into a piece of shit!”
Vibezilla: eh……whatever…….
by TwiztedSnowman May 22, 2022
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King Beat

The most efficient masturbator in the universe. Wins contests amongst friends jerking off. Climaxes multiple times rapidly and never goes soft until he wants to.
Who wants to go head to head with King Beat ?
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Bin-Life

Bin-Life” is slang for the lifestyle of a grain bin builder. Aside from home life, the life of a bin builder is on the road with a crew of builders that become a separate family and the food you eat depends on the closest town from your jobsite. The friends you make are only temporary and the motels you stay in are the cheapest the boss can find. There’s “home-life” but on the road it’s “bin-life”.
I love my kids and my wife but they barely see me because I’m all about thatbin-life”.
by TwiztedSnowman July 19, 2021
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iowa pile driver

An act where you take a shit in someone else’s asshole.
Man I gotta take a shit! Bend over bitch I’m gonna give you an Iowa pile driver.
by TwiztedSnowman June 23, 2019
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Natloc Feldt

A cryptic word meaning 1 Dumb Fucker. The encryption method is still a mystery.
Hey Alex I heard your neighbor flew his drone over your house and saw you getting drilled in the ass by that Natloc Feldt.
by TwiztedSnowman November 01, 2020
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Dick Dandruff

"Hey, you should call your buddy and see if he'll sell us some dick dandruff."
by TwiztedSnowman November 21, 2016
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