The most efficient masturbator in the universe. Wins contests amongst friends jerking off. Climaxes multiple times rapidly and never goes soft until he wants to.
by TwiztedSnowman November 21, 2016
Richard Fitswell is an alias that people with a micro penis refer to themselves as. Usually a compensating for the small member they were born with. His body kept growing but his dick never did. These people are manipulative, abusive, and tend to bully others or cause problems for anyone they are in contact with.
Porn Director: what have you decided on for a porn name?
Keith: I want the world to call me Richard Fitswell!
Porn Director: *laughs* I suppose you could fit well in everything with a 2 inch chop like the one you got.
Keith: *sobs* fuck you then. I don’t really want to fuck a pussy anyways. I thought this was a Twink porn interview. Would you happen to be into trading football cards?
Porn Director: get the fuck outta my office!
Keith: I want the world to call me Richard Fitswell!
Porn Director: *laughs* I suppose you could fit well in everything with a 2 inch chop like the one you got.
Keith: *sobs* fuck you then. I don’t really want to fuck a pussy anyways. I thought this was a Twink porn interview. Would you happen to be into trading football cards?
Porn Director: get the fuck outta my office!
by TwiztedSnowman January 08, 2022
A coworker that always seeks out the easiest task. They will pawn off jobs on fellow coworkers if they see an easier task to do. If they cannot get out of doing a hard job, they will be in the shitter or hiding somewhere on site and remain ghosts until the hard work is done.
by TwiztedSnowman July 29, 2019
“Wes aikin” is a pickup line that is used by inbred Iowa males when they are trying to get a family member to have intercourse with them. It derives from the old pickup line “what’s shakin” which was used in the late 70’s but lost popularity in the early 80’s.
by TwiztedSnowman July 15, 2021
by TwiztedSnowman February 20, 2017
A Chodur is a rare skin deformity that a small percentage of women are born with.
The Chodur is piece of long extra skin that forms between the vagina and anus if the child has an overdeveloped taint due to complications in the womb.
Usually about an inch long at birth, the Chodur can grow up to 6-10” and in some cases even 1’ long.
The Chodur (if not removed) can cause severe health issues as the child grows into an adult so removing it at birth is recommended.
Some adult women find it erotic to have a Chodur to pull back and slap their other privates with since they are very elastic-like.
The Chodur is piece of long extra skin that forms between the vagina and anus if the child has an overdeveloped taint due to complications in the womb.
Usually about an inch long at birth, the Chodur can grow up to 6-10” and in some cases even 1’ long.
The Chodur (if not removed) can cause severe health issues as the child grows into an adult so removing it at birth is recommended.
Some adult women find it erotic to have a Chodur to pull back and slap their other privates with since they are very elastic-like.
I met a girl from Northwood Iowa who had a Chodur so long that it slapped her knees!
Her name was Katie, the biggest homewrecker that ever lived
Her name was Katie, the biggest homewrecker that ever lived
by TwiztedSnowman June 24, 2022
A person (usually female) who doesn’t know how to deal with reality. Vibezilla’s are very unhelpful and often have Narcissistic traits.
They don’t know how to deal with anything that doesn’t help them stay positive so they “cut” the negativity out of their life so they can keep riding the positive vibe illusion.
These types of people compare and contrast their own lives with the lives of others and are very judgmental and condescending.
Their Facebook profile is a dead giveaway because they post a few times every day and make it look like a big highlight reel.
Vibezilla’s play dirty when they feel like their live’s don’t measure up to someone else’s and they will talk shit about anyone they can to try and turn the tables.
They never cheer for other peoples success because inside they are very jealous and insecure.
They don’t know how to deal with anything that doesn’t help them stay positive so they “cut” the negativity out of their life so they can keep riding the positive vibe illusion.
These types of people compare and contrast their own lives with the lives of others and are very judgmental and condescending.
Their Facebook profile is a dead giveaway because they post a few times every day and make it look like a big highlight reel.
Vibezilla’s play dirty when they feel like their live’s don’t measure up to someone else’s and they will talk shit about anyone they can to try and turn the tables.
They never cheer for other peoples success because inside they are very jealous and insecure.
Vibezilla: “don’t you ever compare your life to the live’s of others in order to wake yourself up?”
Me: “if I ever start slipping and begin comparing my life to the live’s of others I want you to high-five me in the face with a chair to wake me up because at that point I’m completely out of my mind and turning into a piece of shit!”
Vibezilla: eh……whatever…….
Me: “if I ever start slipping and begin comparing my life to the live’s of others I want you to high-five me in the face with a chair to wake me up because at that point I’m completely out of my mind and turning into a piece of shit!”
Vibezilla: eh……whatever…….
by TwiztedSnowman May 22, 2022