twinzle

A comparative property search engine on the Internet.

I managed to twinzle myself a nice 3 bedroom flat in the suburbs.

by Dr. Larry Spencer January 6, 2019

twinzle

a person who is not your actual twin, doesnt look like you a lot, but you think is similar to you for some odd unapparent reason.

most people who utilize this term are very hopeless and aimless in their everyday lives.

"OHHH hey Gaby! My fav twinzle, lets go trade pokemon cards and chase boys who dont like us!"

"OKAY, i think i have a big butt by the way!!!!!"

by Zora September 10, 2007

Twinkle-Talk

It's when you "talk" to another "twinkle-talker" by combining your eyelid movements and Morse code to send a message from a person to another while no soul can notice or use this communication method against them. This code-based messaging technique uses Morse Code, a series of short and long signals called "dots" and "dashes". So a quick wink is a morse code "dot", and a "dash" is done by a winking slowly and longer. All you have to do is learn morse code. And with this method you can actually "shine" for real, a form of concrete telepathy. The distance? Who knows? Got binoculars?

I was twinkle-talking my lawyer and nobody knew what we were talking about. The prisoner twinkle talked to his friend in jail and got his message across flawless.

by Ascot1111 December 22, 2022

twinkle cave

Quite simply, a nice term for the vagina. Initially coined by English comedian Jimmy Carr.

She was so excited you could swim into her twinkle cave with ease.

by olycat April 5, 2013

twizzledick

word used to describe someone whose name you don't want to say out loud, for someone you feel contempt for or someone who you find to be worthless and a waste of good oxygen.

Tony G: I really need help with this equipment.
Jim C: I know a guy, but he works for that twizzledick. The job up the street.
Tony G: ??

Tony G: Oh, you mean Bruce?
Jim C: That's him.
Tony G: You're right, he is. I'll give that twizzledick a call.

by Mark Louis Webb January 7, 2011

Twinkle Daddies

Those emo-ish bands with the twinkly guitars and the hoarse vocals. Twinkle daddies.

Examples:
CSTVT, Midwest Pen Pals, Algernon Cadwallader, TWIABP, Merchant Ships, etc.

You oughta listen to Malegoat. They're the raddest twinkle daddies in all of Japan.

by nightlifecommando November 28, 2011

twizzled

Confused or unable to decide.
Was used in the Artisoft LANtastic networking software to indicate the network was unable to decide which network adapter to use.

From the LANtastic Networking software: "Net BIOS is twizzled"

by maniakaz December 5, 2011