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A follower of the emo band Twiztid. Twizlers are typically former Juggalos that jumped on Twiztids bandwagon after they left psychopathic records when they became more of an emo rock band and started promoting self mutilation. A large majority of Twizlers like to spend their time crying online, about the fresh things Juggalos do.

They are largely homosexual and follow the preaching YouTube videos of a herb named chuck reeves who would not have a life if it wasn’t for his twizler status.

Twizlers can usually be found offering sexual favors for merchandise at MNE shows.

The term 17%er was created by Twizlers as a form of diss to Juggalos. The Juggalos embraced the term 17%er and made it fresh as Juggalos are know to do.

A twizlers favorite toy is the MNE fidget spinner.
You can’t be serious with a twizler.
Twizler by Juggalo1717 June 6, 2018
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tall and red ....................redneck duhhhh
Damn, that twizler is such a goddamn redneck. Aww, shit it's my friend Rob.
twizler by Tengux March 27, 2008

twizler nips 

When someone twist your nips so bad they stay like that and look like twizlers.
Ahhh, my nips feel like twizler nips after you twisted them.
twizler nips by LemonNips October 4, 2016

Twizler treat 

Baby can I have some twizler treat
Twizler treat by ASSJUICE513 April 20, 2018

pink twizler 

when you are getting a blow job, and you cant control any of your muscles, then your girl sticks her pinkey up your butt. since you dont have any control of your muscles you poop all on her.
i was getting a blow job from stacy and she stuck her finger up my butt, i pink twizlered all up on her.
pink twizler by zack vella May 17, 2006

german twizler 

A german twizleris when a german or german looking man takes a swirly and very uncomftorable poo, then forces his sex partner to eat it as she/he would a twizler.
Man 1: Wow i made my gf eat a german twizler yesterday.

Man 2: Wow! i ate one yesterday!

Awkward pause...

Man 1: Dude, thats just wrong. I can smell it in your breath...

Man 3: MMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!! I LIKE!!!
german twizler by The Br00talzz March 3, 2009

Vanilla Twizler 

A fetish masturbation technique, in which a male lies back on his shoulder blades with his pelvis positioned directly above his face, in order to attempt to ejaculate into his own mouth.
I caught a co-worker doing a vanilla twizler in the break room.
Vanilla Twizler by Steve Clayton October 26, 2015
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