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A method for unskilled people to get hired for jobs over people who are skilled.
Despite being an incompetent worker, I'm employed because I'm great at networking!
by hublahh August 02, 2010
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Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.
I felt deep sonder thinking about the all the people who looked up this word along with me.
by rednos January 10, 2013
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Sitting on someone's shoulders whilst using the urinal, and handing your resume to the business executive using the urinal besides you.
Bruh, I need to piss. Hop on, you can do some networking.
by Bobbo231 January 08, 2020
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Bro-speak term for partying. "Networking" gives fratboys an easy out to help overcome the massive cognitive dissonance associated with their lifestyles should it be brought into question. Namely, the idea that they will one day get a good-paying, stable job despite the unfortunate reality of their complete lack of employable skills.
TKE: Hey man frats provide valuable networking opportunities. My bro's dad has a dealership and he's going to give me a job once I graduate with my bachelors in marketing and I'm going to make fat ass cash and retire when I'm 40 brah.

Human: What did you say? Sorry, I was kind of busy learning an actual skill that will allow me to avoid a career of glad-handing and brown-nosing to cover up my obvious ineptitude.
by Darrell in a barrel April 13, 2009
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A yuppie euphemism for kissing ass in order to get a job or obtain a raise or promotion.
Regardless of your skills, intelligence, or education, if you are not good at networking you will always earn minimum wage and live in a trailer park.
by MrFranklin June 10, 2006
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the action of connecting two devices so they can communicate with each other.
I just hooked up two computers with a router and I'm sharing my printer. How do you like that! Cheap and easy networking.
by chuckthefuk January 20, 2006
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Pronounced: (Uh-Lan)
Partying, and drinking.
I cant make it tonight, I have to go networking.
The best way to meet people is to network.
by networking June 11, 2014
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