Twizlexia 

When grown men can't stop typing like teenage girls on social media.

A:You drop this king.👑
B:why are you talking like this, You have twizlexia.

Cool AF🎤
I'm deeeeeeaaaad 😂

Twizlexia by CartmanBlz September 19, 2023

twilexis 

reddit mod. She will cut you.

Oh no, why did you ping twilexis again? INCOMING BANHAMMER.

twilexis by twilexis May 23, 2018

Titlexia 

1. When you reach for the right boob and uncontrollably grab the left one.

2. When you can't read unless your face is resting on a breas

It isn't an addiction, it is a disease, but with hard work and a loving circle of supportive friends we will beat Titlexia together

Titlexia by Glenydotcom March 15, 2014

Tislexia 

The public generally knows the horror of dyslexia as perceiving written words in reverse order, thus making it difficult to learn as quickly as other people. They see words backwards. They communicate ideas backwards.
The extreme condition causes seeing EVENTS, time, life itself, backwards... in absolutely reverse order at times.
It shows itself when the affected tells another person something physically exists or HAS happened when it has not yet happened or has not yet been created. The other person says "No, it's not!" and the affected says "Yes, 'tis!!".
So, tislexia was born, and tislexia reached its zenith today in the White House. It was announced that THIS White House under Donald Trump had ended COVID-19 on the SAME day as the worst infection rate EVER in the history of the USA.
Tislexia! PLEASE! Leave home without it! Live your life in the correct order!

Bob had always doubted the Wall would be built down the middle of a river mostly, but one day he bumped his head on an iceberg, developed tislexia and began to see the Wall as completed. "Look! The floating river wall works! No one will EVER think to swim UNDER it!"

Tislexia by You rReal Name October 28, 2020