Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Steve

Holy Troller

A so called Christian who gets his kicks out of harassing people on internet forums, usually with a "holier than though" attitude.

That dude Ivan keeps telling me I'm going to hell for my sins on Facebook. He's a holy troller.

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I'll be back in 45 minutes. I've got to go make a fiber deposit

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A bowel movement. Excrement. Going number 2!!!

I'm headed to the Bank of Porcelain to make a HUGE fiber deposit.

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Someone who is worthless. A waste of space. A horrible human being.

Person A: I just got a phone call from that meth addict Joe Gaddis.

Person B: He's such a sperm fail.

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A text speak acronym (TSAC) for Spit Out My Beer Laughing.

Aaron: Jerry passed out with his shoes on and got a pencil jammed in his ass.

Steve: SOMBL!!

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An acronym for Text Speak Acronym. A language all teens are fluent in.

Texter 1: LOL bro TWSS.

Texter 2: IKR, I was ROFL when that happened.

JPIMM? That's a new TSAC. What does it mean?

TSAC by Steve_Juggernaut November 5, 2010

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The act of simultaneously coughing, sneezing and farting all at once.

This flu is bad dude. And the medicine gives me gas. I've been cousnarting all day.

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