JPIMM

A text acroym used when someone says something really gross. It stands for "Just Puked In My Mouth."

Mike: I was going down on her and discovered she had a yeast infection.

Steve: JPIMM. That's gross dude.

by Steve_Juggernaut September 15, 2010

Sperm Fail

Someone who is worthless. A waste of space. A horrible human being.

Person A: I just got a phone call from that meth addict Joe Gaddis.

Person B: He's such a sperm fail.

by Steve_Juggernaut December 13, 2010

Beef Arm

A slang word for penis.

It's our third date tonight; I'm gonna hug her with my beef arm

by Steve_Juggernaut January 02, 2010

Ree-raw

A stupid backward redneck hillbilly. The name comes from the sound of their speech. When one is speaking it sounds like this: "Ree-raw ree-raw sum bitch, ree-raw ree-raw."

We went to this bar in Alabama and it was full of ree-raws talking about bullriding and goat roping.

by Steve_Juggernaut January 02, 2010

TSAC

An acronym for Text Speak Acronym. A language all teens are fluent in.

Texter 1: LOL bro TWSS.

Texter 2: IKR, I was ROFL when that happened.

JPIMM? That's a new TSAC. What does it mean?

by Steve_Juggernaut November 05, 2010

Hard-Fart

A fart in solid form. In other words, SHIT.

Dude, I dropped the biggest hard-fart a minute ago. You might want to stay out of the bathroom for a while.

by Steve_Juggernaut February 11, 2010

Baldy

A traditional skinhead, one who isn't racist. The opposite of a bonehead

There was a fight at the punk show last night between a Baldy and a Bonehead.

by Steve_Juggernaut May 09, 2006