twizzledick

word used to describe someone whose name you don't want to say out loud, for someone you feel contempt for or someone who you find to be worthless and a waste of good oxygen.

Tony G: I really need help with this equipment.
Jim C: I know a guy, but he works for that twizzledick. The job up the street.
Tony G: ??

Tony G: Oh, you mean Bruce?
Jim C: That's him.
Tony G: You're right, he is. I'll give that twizzledick a call.

twizzledick by Mark Louis Webb January 7, 2011

twizzledick

Noun: A penis that is shaped like a twizzler
Adj: The quality of being extraordinarily timid but loyal to one's peers despite the abuse suffered from them, and will often get the courage to buck up, yet easily reminded again of their twizzledickness.

Now get in the kitchen and fetch me some twizzlers, but not that kind, you twizzledick fucker.

twizzledick by Nope October 8, 2003

twiddledick 

a male who plays and fidgets with his penis a lot. Perhaps unaware and out of habit.

My uncle is such a twiddledick...he keeps playing with his thang even though we are at Grandma's house!

twiddledick by Nikki6 March 15, 2009

swizzledick 

A person that is a stupid dickhead

Jerry sure is a swizzledick.

swizzledick by Alex Haladay January 21, 2004

twizzlefuck 

The art of using twizzlers to suck out the creampie after a gangbang.

After the 50 guy creampie, Ricky says "Well, guess I'm the twizzlefucker today!"

twizzlefuck by C.O.F. September 8, 2022

twizzle dick 

An idiot of epic proportions. A World class fuck up.

Don’t let Joe carry the paint cans. That twizzle dick will spill them for sure.

twizzle dick by WesinHF June 15, 2018

twiddledickin 

constantly distracted and/or slacking off

“Man stop twiddledickin and get back to work.”

twiddledickin by Smokey Jr August 10, 2024