Twittertition
Twittertition by mattywillie October 25, 2010
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Twittervision
Twittervision - "A medical condition where one can only read the first 140 characters. Remaining characters turn red."
Term coined by jcruz and Calestus on twitter.
Term coined by jcruz and Calestus on twitter.
Dear John, I found someone new and I don't think we can go on seeing each other, I've taken you for all your worth and emptied the humidor,
The rest of the reply is red and since you are color blind, unreadable. Twittervision.
The rest of the reply is red and since you are color blind, unreadable. Twittervision.
Twittervision by Calestus February 4, 2009
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twittersation
A conversation consisting entirely of 140 character-or-less "tweets", or Twitter updates, on the micro-blogging website, twitter.com. Twittersations rarely contain legitimate Twitter updates and are instead more of a slower form of instant messaging.
Jack: @Jill How was your Holiday?
Jill: @Jack It was great, we had lots of food and drinks! How was yours?
Jack: @Jill Oh you know, the usual! Lots of family friends came over. Wish you were there!
Jill: @Jack Wish I was there too, it sounds like a lot of fun. Did you hear what happened to Janet at the party?
Janet: @Jack @Jill She got pissed off when she got fifty twitter updates on her phone from a stupid twittersation.
Jill: @Jack It was great, we had lots of food and drinks! How was yours?
Jack: @Jill Oh you know, the usual! Lots of family friends came over. Wish you were there!
Jill: @Jack Wish I was there too, it sounds like a lot of fun. Did you hear what happened to Janet at the party?
Janet: @Jack @Jill She got pissed off when she got fifty twitter updates on her phone from a stupid twittersation.
twittersation by Tim Tweet November 27, 2009
Twitterbation
Twitterbation (noun) An act of social masturbation in which one retweets trivial @replies directed toward one's self that offer no apparent benefit to one's social status.
Accounts for approximately 98% of posts on twitter.com.
Related forms:
twitt-er-bate - to engage in twitterbation
twitt-er-ba-tor - one who engages in incessant twitterbation
twitt-er-ba-to-ry - a twitter post that displays the fundamental qualities of twitterbation
Accounts for approximately 98% of posts on twitter.com.
Related forms:
twitt-er-bate - to engage in twitterbation
twitt-er-ba-tor - one who engages in incessant twitterbation
twitt-er-ba-to-ry - a twitter post that displays the fundamental qualities of twitterbation
"Have you been reading Greg's retweets lately? He's been blowing his @reply load all over the place!"
"Indeed, Carla. It seems to be a classic case of Twitterbation."
Every time you twitterbate, God kills a bird.
"Indeed, Carla. It seems to be a classic case of Twitterbation."
Every time you twitterbate, God kills a bird.
Twitterbation by Twaction October 29, 2009
twitteration
I felt an intense twitteration when I saw @PamelaDAnderson finally show up on my Twitter followers list.
twitteration by jvince_la December 5, 2010
Twitterection
A "Twitterection" is the sexual arousal a male feels when overly excited by something of or related to the globally used online community sensation, Twitter. Times at which this strange phenomenon can occur include, but is not limited to, the reaching of a Tweeter's previously set goals and/or the reading of a "Followed" Twitter user's "Tweet"
No female version of this occurrence has been recorded on file as of yet.
No female version of this occurrence has been recorded on file as of yet.
EX:
- "OMG! Reaching my 10,000th Tweet has given me a Twitterection!"
- "Ashton Kutcher is shopping with Demi Moore at Barney's? That's Twitterection inducing!"
- "OMG! Reaching my 10,000th Tweet has given me a Twitterection!"
- "Ashton Kutcher is shopping with Demi Moore at Barney's? That's Twitterection inducing!"
Twitterection by Oh_Gee_Stephie August 6, 2009
twitterpation
twitterpation by gingrich April 9, 2008