Twitterhitter

when a famous person hits up companies for money everytime they post something pertaining to that company on twitter.

Twitterhitter example:
@Kim ..wow, I need to lose a few more pounds I better get some quicktrim.

Kim is twitterhitting quicktrim for 10,000 dollars.

by ebabe February 15, 2010

twittermittently

not online everyday.

Adverb to describe online habits of someone who is not a daily, weekly, or even monthly user of facebook, twitter, or instagram.

Person: How did you not know that my grandmother is in the hospital? I posted all over facebook & Instagram.

Me: Sorry, I'm only online twittermittently and didn't know. Is she OK? Also, do you have her recipe for snickerdoodles?

by PajamaSutra May 10, 2018

Twitternetter

Person who tweets from multiple locations.

That Twitternetter was twexting with his mobile Internet device via WiFi because his cellphone did not have a signal.

by |EStarr| August 26, 2009

twitterbitter

The jealous rage you find yourself in when you discover through twitter that your significant other has been dating someone else behind your back.

I was sooooo twitterbitter to find out that the two of them were having a secret rendezvous.

by jlowe1964 May 20, 2009

Twittershitter

Someone who twitters every moment, including when they are on the toilet. Their drive to update their twitter feed overcomes their senses of tact, ethics, and morality.

Twitter: OH MAN I JUST TOOK A BIG SHIT
Reply: You're such a twittershitter.

by asdasdo June 26, 2009

twitterquitter

someone who has finally given up trying to understand how twitter works/and or has gained so much popularity.

tweeter: wow! now i know what all my friends are doing at any given moment.

me: who cares?!

tweeter: what a twitterquitter.

by amycatastrophe May 2, 2009

Twitterpatter

(v) when you are with that special someone and words or actions occur to make your heart skip a beat.

A: "you have the most beautiful eyes ever."
B: *twitterpatter*

by KaitlynEva February 23, 2009