Definitions by RotNWang

pink starfish

opposite of brown starfish

We spent the day combing the beach, looking for pink starfish to stab.

pink starfish by RotNWang December 3, 2003

brown starfish 

a dirty anus; opposite of pink starfish

We were going to go for a drive down H-Highway, but a brown starfish in the road put an abrupt end to our journey

brown starfish by RotNWang December 3, 2003

twittershit 

a dumbass

I can't believe you just did that, you twittershit!

twittershit by RotNWang December 3, 2003

smurf-cock 

generic name for any condition or affliction which turns your penis blue and/or shrinks it

I'll never use a blue condom again...I dreamed I had Smurf-cock last night!

That lake was so cold, it took me a week to get over the smurf-cock!

smurf-cock by RotNWang December 1, 2003

poop-cock

generic name for any disease or dirtying of the male member acquired through unprotected anal sex

Oh, fuck. I knew I should have wrapped it! Now I have poop-cock!

She gave me many wonderful things, but the poop-cock is a gift I wish I could return.

I could abide the farts but not the poop-cock.

poop-cock by RotNWang December 1, 2003

smurf-cock 

generic name for any condition or affliction which turns your penis blue and/or shrinks it

I'll never use a blue condom again...I dreamed I had Smurf-cock last night!

That lake was so cold, it took me a week to get over the smurf-cock!

She must've been sucking on a blue lollipop, cause I pulled out and had smurf-cock!

smurf-cock by RotNWang December 1, 2003

pink starfish

1) a healthy anus
2) asshole that is safe to fuck; will not put you at risk for poop-cock

I strained on the can, but my pink starfish merely winked at the mirrored pool below

pink starfish by RotNWang December 1, 2003