RotNWang's definitions

smurf-cock

generic name for any condition or affliction which turns your penis blue and/or shrinks it

I'll never use a blue condom again...I dreamed I had Smurf-cock last night!

That lake was so cold, it took me a week to get over the smurf-cock!

by RotNWang December 1, 2003

brown starfish

a dirty anus; opposite of pink starfish

We were going to go for a drive down H-Highway, but a brown starfish in the road put an abrupt end to our journey

by RotNWang December 3, 2003

pink starfish

1) a healthy anus
2) asshole that is safe to fuck; will not put you at risk for poop-cock

I strained on the can, but my pink starfish merely winked at the mirrored pool below

by RotNWang December 1, 2003

smurf-cock

generic name for any condition or affliction which turns your penis blue and/or shrinks it

I'll never use a blue condom again...I dreamed I had Smurf-cock last night!

That lake was so cold, it took me a week to get over the smurf-cock!

She must've been sucking on a blue lollipop, cause I pulled out and had smurf-cock!

by RotNWang December 1, 2003

pink starfish

opposite of brown starfish

We spent the day combing the beach, looking for pink starfish to stab.

by RotNWang December 3, 2003

poop-cock

generic name for any disease or dirtying of the male member acquired through unprotected anal sex

Oh, fuck. I knew I should have wrapped it! Now I have poop-cock!

She gave me many wonderful things, but the poop-cock is a gift I wish I could return.

I could abide the farts but not the poop-cock.

by RotNWang December 1, 2003

brown starfish

1) asshole in need of washing; so dirty the skin becomes permanently brown
2) an asshole that is unsafe to fuck; puts you at very high risk for poop-cock

If not for her brown starfish, she would have felt my love in a whole new way

by RotNWang December 1, 2003