Twittershots

What happens when you post a funny, cool, winning or failing video using a tweet and you ask your friends to tweet back a witty caption for it.

You tweet:

"Watch this guy's nuts get hit by a potato gun and tell me what you think. video.com/potatogunnutshot #Twittershots"

And people respond:

"That tater gun makes sure that that guy never gets tots someday! video.com/potatogunnutshot #Twittershots"

"Mashed Balls! video.com/potatogunnutshot #Twittershots"

etc, etc..

Twittershots by Spinaroonie November 14, 2011

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Twittershitter

Someone who twitters every moment, including when they are on the toilet. Their drive to update their twitter feed overcomes their senses of tact, ethics, and morality.

Twitter: OH MAN I JUST TOOK A BIG SHIT
Reply: You're such a twittershitter.

Twittershitter by asdasdo June 26, 2009

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twittershit

a dumbass

I can't believe you just did that, you twittershit!

twittershit by RotNWang December 3, 2003

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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