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Twittershots 

What happens when you post a funny, cool, winning or failing video using a tweet and you ask your friends to tweet back a witty caption for it.
You tweet:

"Watch this guy's nuts get hit by a potato gun and tell me what you think. video.com/potatogunnutshot #Twittershots"

And people respond:

"That tater gun makes sure that that guy never gets tots someday! video.com/potatogunnutshot #Twittershots"

"Mashed Balls! video.com/potatogunnutshot #Twittershots"

etc, etc..
Twittershots by Spinaroonie November 14, 2011
Words you can keep

Twittershitter

Someone who twitters every moment, including when they are on the toilet. Their drive to update their twitter feed overcomes their senses of tact, ethics, and morality.
Twitter: OH MAN I JUST TOOK A BIG SHIT
Reply: You're such a twittershitter.
Twittershitter by asdasdo June 26, 2009

twittershit 

I can't believe you just did that, you twittershit!
twittershit by RotNWang December 3, 2003
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