A person who updates twitter at least 5 times an hour, every day. Often this person links their twitter account to their facebook account, causing the News Feed to be filled with only updates from them.
1. When you follow someone on Twitter because they just started to follow you. This is usually done because you want to, but can sometimes be done reluctantly because of guilt or shame.
2. When you and others decide to follow each other on Twitter in an effort to pad the number of followers on each account.
Someone who twitters every moment, including when they are on the toilet. Their drive to update their twitter feed overcomes their senses of tact, ethics, and morality.
Twitter: OH MAN I JUSTTOOK A BIG SHIT
Reply: You're such a twittershitter.
Adj: a status of a person who is in a relationship or married but does not behave as such on Twitter.
His wife sent about 20 angry tweets to me. I replied, "it ain't my fault your husband's acting twittersingle. You're barking up the wrong tree. Yell at him."
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.