Twitiot

An idiot who sees Twitter as a Presidential form of communication by tweeting incendiary and inappropriate comments at all hours of the night. See: Donald Trump

Someone please take his phone away, that Twitiot is going to get us all killed.

by Donnie Drumpf December 17, 2016

Twitiot

A person being an idiot on Twitter.

Guy: Check out my new tweet on Twitter!
Girl: You're acting like such a twitiot.

by SociallyInept February 24, 2009

Twitiot

A person being an idiot, saying stupid things, or being annoying, on Twitter.

Carlo was being a Twitiot after he argued with himself and started complaining about Jim's garden.

by DifferentThinker February 24, 2009

twitiot

A person that is constantly twitting and talking about twitter all the time.

The conversation was going great until Javier busted in and started to talk about his cyber friends like a twitiot!

by wallville September 19, 2009

titiot savant

a person of below average intelligence who possesses a sixth sense about women's breasts, often knowing specific personal details about them with a single glance at a fully clothed woman. In a 1987 Michigan State University study, one tidiot savant with an IQ of 83 was tested by looking at pictures of just the faces of the 50 Miss America contestants. He was able to give the exact breast size of 96% of the women, incorrectly guessing only Miss Alaska and Miss Hawaii, but was correct on all 48 contiguous states.

Jim: Why did you bring Nate along with us to the bar? He's such a doof.
Dave: Hey, man. Be cool. You'll see.
Nate: Ooohh. Ooohh.
Dave: What is it, little buddy?
Nate: At the door, brunette, natural 36C's, left one slightly larger than the right, not much, top hat nipples, medium areolas- again, left slightly larger, but just a tad.
Jim: She's smokin'!
--the next day--
Jim: Hey, Dave. That dumbass Nate was dead on about that chick's boobs. I had sex with her last night.
Dave: Damn right, he was dead on. That's because he's a titiot savant.

by theinstigator December 15, 2013

titiot

Any person who loses rational thinking capabilities in the presence of breasts (bare or otherwise)

When I take my friend to the gentleman's club, he becomes a total titiot.

by ChantryKnight May 17, 2015

Twidiot

Someone who twitters constantly, usually about insignificant or trifling events.

I took Bob off my twitter email alerts, because he twitters about everything, every second. Honestly, do I need to know when he's taking a dump? He's a straight up twidiot.

by BRSZ January 29, 2009