Definitions by wallville
Bumprint
The barely noticeable mark left when a naked buttock is heavily pressed against a surface, like glass or stainless steel, much like a thumbprint or fingerprint. A clear bumprint will contain a muff or bunghole portion to the imprint as well.
The investigation of the office party complaints started when a clear bumprint was lifted from the copy machine.
Elecon
teletalk
A person that telecommutes and becomes starved for social interaction, so much that when he returns to the office, all he wants to do is talk with everyone.