Twition

act of twittering

Charlie Gibson: Katie Couric's journalism skills have been going to waste.

Deborah Norville: She has been presenting inaccurate statements.

Brian Williams: Yes, we can blaim her mass twition.

by iLasVegas April 27, 2009

Twitiot

An idiot who sees Twitter as a Presidential form of communication by tweeting incendiary and inappropriate comments at all hours of the night. See: Donald Trump

Someone please take his phone away, that Twitiot is going to get us all killed.

by Donnie Drumpf December 17, 2016

Tuition

1. A fee charged for instruction at a school or university.

2. Teaching: instruction, especially when given individually or in a small group.

Like private schools or home teaching, tuition is charged. It isn't for free.

by Jafje April 26, 2007

Tuition

1. An imaginary number invented by college administrators to inspire fear in middle-class parents and new students.

2. An enormous fee that automatically rises at 3 times the rate of inflation.

3. The catch-all term for huge sums of money that young pepole start paying at age 18 or 19. Payments usually continue for the next 10-20 years.

College President: "What should Tuition be next year?"

Comptroller: "Let's me see... $38,000 has a nice ring to it. Of course, we always tack on another $6,000 in fees just for fun, not to mention mandatory health insurance and thost textbooks that cost $100 a pop."

College President: "Can we make it $39,000?"

Comptroller: "Why not? Works for me!"

by Peter Kobs February 12, 2010

tuition genie

An evil imaginary being, which can only be seen in a state of high (though sometimes in drunkness as well), which drains university/college students of their money through the traditional methods of collecting called tuition. First sighting occured at Simon Fraser University, more occurances are believed to occur at SFU and elsewhere.

Sober guy:"Dude I'm broke"
High guy:"YOu must've been ripped off by the tuition genie"

by MC the evil french clown May 21, 2008

pee-tition

Small wall separating the urinals in the men's room.

I have a shy bladder and hate to use a men's room with no pee-titions.

by wilddogg November 12, 2009

College Tuition

The one thing that's probably gonna keep you from going to college in the first place since their gonna charge you an arm and a leg ( and maybe your soul) just so they can teach you crap.

Prospective student: Awesome! I got accepted into Penn State! Now all I need to know is how much it's gonna cost. "Prospective student looks at college tuition bill for fall 2009"

Prospective student: "Blank expression on his face"

Tuition bill: Meets shredder

by x-crazy April 7, 2009