Twitition

Where one idiot tries to get a whole bunch of idiots to twitter some sort of response or support to something the Original Idiot (OI) posted. Once the OI's post has gained enough Secondary Idiot (SI's) tweets, whatever they're petitioning for can potentially be noticed by a Huge Idiot(HI), presumably the one that started the whole idiot problem in the first place. Then, this HI sits around and chuckles that the OI and all the SI's have absolutely nothing better to do with their time than be idiots on twitter. Then perhaps to humor all the idiots, the HI does something about where they idiotically f*cked up and spawned a whole bunch of idiocy.

OI-- Someone stole my backstage Justin Bieber Concert tickets, and the company doesn't care! Sign my twitition to help me raise awareness about this Huge Idiot company! It took my almost a year to get the money for those tickets!

SI-- OMG NO, NOT THE TICKETS!!! *tweet tweet tweet*

HI-- WTF seriously? Fine.

by AnimusArgentis July 3, 2010

Twittiot

Some one who Twitters so much, you start to get the akward information that should be reserved for only the best of friends (or just kept to yourself).

Jane immediatley Twittered to let us all know about her rancid fart in the elevator. What a Twittiot.

by MoDacious-AltaLoma April 3, 2009

Twittion

A digital petition on social media platforms namely Twitter, facebook, linkedin etc.

Have you signed the viral twittion regarding the travel ban!

by Domain113 February 9, 2017

twitting

The act of posting inanities to twitter, as distinct from posting useful/relevant/valuable information (tweeting).

Man, I signed up to twitter hoping that I'd find some intelligent people tweeting, but all I got was idiots twitting!

by helio88 July 4, 2009

twintuition

The extrasensory perception and communication shared only between twins.

My twintuition tells me my sister is not having a good time on her date. I should call her and create a lifeline call.

by Twinny1985 May 11, 2009

titation

the art of titty wrestling. in other words, a man will move a womans right breast up while moving the left down and then alternate, increasing speed. this will give her extreme satisfaction, even occasionally ending in an orgasm.

"The titation my man gave me last night was mind-blowing."

"I had to leave him cause he just couldnt give me a good titation."

by Mark Baumgarten November 22, 2009

Twittiot

Twittiot: a person who is a blithering idiot when posting on Twitter.

Me: did you see what the president posted on Twitter?
You: yes, he is a fucking twittiot!

by Joe Riverdale February 3, 2018