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twitical mass 

The point at which one has enough Twitter followers to have an expert on virtually any subject ready to answer your most random questions.
@malki: "This week alone I've already heard from librarians, JPL engineers, and now solar phenomena enthusiasts."

@brendo_91: "(you've reached) twitical mass."
twitical mass by randomtwitterer October 30, 2012
An idiot who sees Twitter as a Presidential form of communication by tweeting incendiary and inappropriate comments at all hours of the night. See: Donald Trump
Someone please take his phone away, that Twitiot is going to get us all killed.
Twitiot by Donnie Drumpf December 17, 2016

twitdicted

Addicted to Twitter. Constantly checking it, no matter what is happening around you.

You want/need/have to know everything in the world as soon as it happens, even if its pointless to actually know it.
Twitdicted:

Def 1:

Any person that is part of the 10.1 million Justin Beiber followers who NEEDS to know if he's pickin his ass right now, is Twitdicted.

Def 2:
A person who comments on everything that pops up on their home page. Dude, you're twitdicted!

Def 3:
First thing you do when you wake up in the morning, check Twitter: you're twitdiced!
You wake up in the *middle* of the night to check tweets, damn you're really twitdicted! Seriously, you need help!

Def 4:
Any person that follows just hot girls or hot guys is not exactly twitdicted, but just a plain creeper.
twitdicted by Ojibwayne November 14, 2011
A person being an idiot on Twitter.
Guy: Check out my new tweet on Twitter!
Girl: You're acting like such a twitiot.
Twitiot by SociallyInept February 24, 2009

Twiticizing

When you use Twitter to criticize a person instead of saying it to them directly; using Twitter to throw shade
Donald Trump spent most of the morning twiticizing the mayor of London.
Twiticizing by ProNerd June 6, 2017
A person being an idiot, saying stupid things, or being annoying, on Twitter.
Carlo was being a Twitiot after he argued with himself and started complaining about Jim's garden.
Twitiot by DifferentThinker February 24, 2009
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