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twitterbating

The act of using Twitter excessively - often in a vain attempt to manufacture an alternative reality out of narcissism - to the detriment of one's health and social status.
"Why can't he stop twitterbating? Not even his Mother cares enough about him to read this garbage."
twitterbating by discordinoffice January 2, 2009

Twibernating 

One who has not tweeted in a while (at least 3 days).
@thekidtony: @jskane11 must be #twibernating ever since that last post about him being gay... #tweegetsareamofo
Twibernating by Tohn June 14, 2011

Twitterpating 

Twittering while in love; Twittering to/about someone/something you love
Sara is often twitterpating about her boyfriend
Twitterpating by EmotionlessBlue January 23, 2010

Twitterbating

The act of twittering. In the process of twittering. Often applied to those who twitter on a constant basis.
OMG. Ever since Brian found out about twitter he's been twitterbating all the time.

Me? I'm just twitterbating right now. What are you up too?
Twitterbating by spectreU98 June 29, 2009

Twiterpayting 

The intense feeling of uphoria and desire that a man and woman experience when they are falling in love after first denying their relationship.
When finally giving into their longing, Merry and Ritchie were twiterpayting with anticipation as they fell together for their first kiss.
Twiterpayting by KJQ April 8, 2006

twitterlating

She/he has a "headache" so I spent the night twitterlating under the covers. Please retweet.
twitterlating by Davidch999 February 26, 2013